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Today The Olympics finals in men's ice hockey is played between Canada and the US.

I believe, it is the first time in Olympic history that 194 countries and 8 billion people have been rooting for Canada.

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22.02.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm guessing the comeback didn't materialise...

21.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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'Alphaville', Jean-Luc Godard, 1965

21.02.2026 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The last saved photo of a celebrity is your therapist. Interesting.

21.02.2026 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

5 this week (4, 5, 6, 11, 13). Onwards!

21.02.2026 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"The Very British Hangover Scale,"
The Very British hangover scale
0: fresher than a daisy just washed in Lenor, sparkling
1-2: a mild tugging of the brain, a cheeky ghost in the cogs
3-4: a crow pecking in your ear, an invisible cloak of grease, mild sadness
5-6: spicy talons prod the hypothalamus, regret stains your jeans, eternal Tuesday
7-8: a real retching bastard in the glove box, 'Oh, God' mutterings, much wailing
9-10: a swift cricket bat to the temple, a gut punch of bile, pleading and bargaining, never again

"The Very British Hangover Scale," The Very British hangover scale 0: fresher than a daisy just washed in Lenor, sparkling 1-2: a mild tugging of the brain, a cheeky ghost in the cogs 3-4: a crow pecking in your ear, an invisible cloak of grease, mild sadness 5-6: spicy talons prod the hypothalamus, regret stains your jeans, eternal Tuesday 7-8: a real retching bastard in the glove box, 'Oh, God' mutterings, much wailing 9-10: a swift cricket bat to the temple, a gut punch of bile, pleading and bargaining, never again

The Very British Hangover Scale

21.02.2026 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

And after 10:00am, jump on the train to Chester for a day of libation and occasional snacking...

21.02.2026 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No warm weather training for me on my mid-season break, just another wet week on the Oblong of Dreams...

21.02.2026 08:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like Monty Don's garden, under water!

20.02.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That looks like treacle!

20.02.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And that signpost will give lower courts the confidence to stop those efforts...

20.02.2026 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

... says the convicted felon.

20.02.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Slippers on, fire lit, vermouth...

20.02.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A Friday evening intro...

20.02.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you mean "He’s sitting plumped up on the Board of Piss"???

20.02.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@migueldelaney.bsky.social In light of their decision re: tax avoiding gobshite πŸ‘‡, maybe we need to ask "Is the #EPL institutionally racist?".

20.02.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shithouses indeed.

20.02.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

America now bottom of my list of countries to visit. Don't expect it to move from that place in my lifetime.

20.02.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@noscoredraws.com @poorlydrawnarsenal.com

20.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Paysan and The Gnome. Tremendous place. Tremendous scenes. They've got an offy next door as well!

20.02.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

20.02.2026 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't have a Rhyl-Oxton harpies debate on my bingo card for this morning...

20.02.2026 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Another quiet day on the Oblong then...

20.02.2026 07:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Delerium time...

19.02.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The next 24 Hours in Custody is going to be a classic.

19.02.2026 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Tremendous!

19.02.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣

19.02.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Frida Kahlo and Mikel Arteta.
#SeparatedAtBirth

19.02.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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