Filth Wizard

every single person writing credulously about "elon will put people on the moon" should have to pin this post to their monitor

As long as it's a clean spoon it's fine

Reece with her spoon?

A mere eight dollars for Frasier and like a thousand other games!

holy shit YES

gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

maybe we can put him on here gradient.horse

I love him 🐴

starship self destruct mechanism forgot password

"Surveillance is fine when it's cute dogs! And it will only ever be used on dogs, swear to god"

I was gonna buy a server six months ago and I fucken regret waiting

oh no new Kermit sounds weird

He just says sci fi sounding shit to try to pump his stocks. And it fucking works which is the worst bit. Hopefully not for long.

Hahahaha YES. Kill it!

These people have to be kidding. Or they're getting desperate

Same, it's usually just creeps

Ha ha!

VPN will get around it if you reeeeally need to see those unsolicited dick pics

Oranges are cancelled

Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Fucker Bowl

Creeeepy

I heard he's gonna miss the Superbowl cos he took a wrong turn at Albuquerque

Anyone wanna TLDR the Dunkin ad for a little European over here

Wow!

It made me want to read the graphic novel to see how much better it is. I just watched V for Vendetta the other day after 20 years and it holds up so much (apart from the obligatory bullet time scene).

No the other one!

Not even so bad it was funny! I ended up tidying my house and wandering around while it was on. Alan Moore was right to take his name off it.

That joke is turning 30 this year

Soup