I hate it here

A painting of a bird beside the text "Oh my god, what the fuck"

This blue lobelia was voted 10/10 by my local pollinators!

Disregard the invasive prickly chaff in the background, its days are numbered.

#pollinatorgarden #savethebees

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

We have a little squirrel we call Dipshit, he’s so stupid he falls off of trees and the fence without anything being in his way. Just… literally stumbling his way through life. Honestly I can relate

Every time I take a break when painting, Boog gets in my chair and always looks like he’s the one who made it.

Joke’s on you, buddy, we know you didn’t paint this because you don’t have thumbs

They really did call out my boy there, didn’t they?

What did Potato do tho

A pin featuring a photo of a clownfish and the text "where the fuck is my son?"

Thank you, random Denver vending machine, for the greatest fucking pin I've ever seen.

Oh noooooo

My beauty, this Phoebe #birding #birdfeeding #easternphoebe #atlanta

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This Eastern Phoebe now demands I hand deliver her some mealworms. What a brat! 😂 #birding #phoebe #backyardbirds

And I thought MY breath was hot.

My Bluebabies are learning how to eat on their own! Sweet babes.

#easternbluebird #birdcam #birdfy

My Carolina wren babies have left the nest! They’re so cute and grumpy looking at the same time. The literal empty nest syndrome is real now that they’re gone… 😭🥰🐣

#carolinawren #birding #porchbirds

Breakfast date for mama and papa Blue. And breakfast in bed for the babies! 🪱 🐣

#birdcam #birding #easternbluebird

Somebirdy is very excited about the live mealworms I bought for the babies! He took them straight to the nest box. 🐣 🪺
#birdcam #easternbluebird

And 90% of the noise is the wren, I guarantee you.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s Rex Manning day! #damntheman #savetheempire @ethanembry.bsky.social @robintunney.bsky.social @rorycochrane.bsky.social

Lay down? No problem! He’s so smart. #belgianmalinois #malinois #puppy

He’s so smart. Learned to wait and eat on command in 48 hours. #belgianmalinois #malinois #puppy

My poor soggy babies, they look so sad when it rains #birdcam #netvue #birdfy

Little man is already learning all the tricks to get into my heart.

#malinois #rescuedog

A painting of a bird beside the text "no one has the emotional bandwidth left for this bullshit"

I wasn’t really sure if I was feeling like going out last night but then this happened

#shiba #pubdog

If you park lime scooters like this, your mom’s a hoe.

Mad Men was the best masterpiece of television… except for whoever did the sound for the up close of people kissing. Jesus Christ.

Me to the toxic fuckasses in my life 😘

My husband and I never fight over what to set the thermostat at. We handle it like mature adults: by constantly, passive aggressively changing the setting to our desired temperature without mentioning a word about it.