Makenzie

We’re here and we brought friends! #sicembears

I got “boo”

Time goes so quickly!!

#sicembears

If you know me, you know I can handle true crime and morbid stuff. Believe me with your whole heart when I say, do not go watch the video of Charlie Kirk.

WE BACK, BABY

I tell them to open a google doc and chat instantly

I’m pretty positive I have an ear infection and omg I had forgotten how painful they can be.

Shoutout to the Target cashier for not responding when the lady behind me talked crap about me directly in front of me.

Help my snails laid 28 clutches of eggs

I was grumpy about the cost of my endo/colonoscopy when I got the estimate for Rev’s upcoming cardiac MRI. $20,000! Thankfully, we have met all the minimum numbers and insurance is covering it this time.

Love getting a teacher pay raise just to have them slash all my stipends (Master’s degree, ESL certified, etc.) in half.

If you are a “The Office” millennial with kids, you should show them “Little Lunch” on Netflix.

Clever

I gave up after I didn’t get to eat any of the strawberries I grew 😭

I need a wing place to fry their wings in something other than beef tallow, soybean oil, or vegetable oil. I miss wings soooo much.

It’s just a happy creepypasta and I am a-ok with that

My daughter was kind enough to share oral thrush with me. I know, I know, normally adults can fight it off easily. Turns out my immune system was already a little distracted fighting off strep. Happy summer!

No Kings Waco!

I went to TWO medical specialists today. Is this what self-care is?

Not to brag, but I made it all year without a single death threat from a student.

Help my children woke up at 7 to go to a waterpark that opens at 10 and they may melt down before it even opens

We went today. Both teams are ELITE, but Baylor is the cleanest out there.

image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

Rev started eating candy for breakfast in the middle of her virtual dietician appointment. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

I have Natural Grocer’s food allergies, but I don’t have a Natural Grocer’s salary.

I got it too, while vaccinated, and it only felt like the flu for 24 hours. My daughter had a low-grade fever and nothing else. My son made it through with no infection.

You want people to lose weight and when science creates a way to lose weight, you shame them?

I’m just gonna rewatch President Bartlet clips on repeat for the next four years.