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Steve Paterson

@stevetheheid.bsky.social

Sculptor of heads, patter of dugs, twanger of strings, brewer of beers, bon viveur. Scottish indy minded. Sweary girn. Twartist formerly known as MyNameIsNotSusan.

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The reason Mandelson was appointed was because Starmer thought it would play well with fellow corrupt, sex pest, Epstein cabalist Trump. If Starmer genuinely didn't know he's a fuckwit. If he did know he's a piece of shit. Neither is a good look.

05.02.2026 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Neither does hoarding bottles of your own piss. It's the same thing as hoarding notional numbers in a bank account though...When the 99% realise this the 1% are all fucked.

05.02.2026 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're going to watch it at least stream it illegally...

02.02.2026 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck Amazon.

29.01.2026 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Beautiful.

25.01.2026 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lolz!!!

25.01.2026 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The most depressing thing about Trump's America is watching a country savvy enough to have safeguards like the 2nd and the 25th amendments stand there scratching their arses and wondering what to do.

23.01.2026 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Compare Carney's speech at with the pandering guff Starmer has come out with recently. And compare this kind of serious statesmanship with what you'll get if that cleaner of oligarch's boots Farage is ever elected. The days of voting for politicians for a bit of a laugh are over. Get serious.

20.01.2026 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Go and fuck yourself.

19.01.2026 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuck up.

07.01.2026 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That grinning maga stick-puppet on #newsnight is just plain fucking weird.

05.01.2026 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amazing that the USA - a country with a fuck ton of guns and the nous to sew the 2nd and 25th amendments into their constitution to prevent rogue governments and incapacitated or corrupt presidents, are wringing their hands and wondering what to do right now...

04.01.2026 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck off.

26.12.2025 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So Jake Paul can't fight for shit then. Who knew?

20.12.2025 04:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Calm...

17.12.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isn't it a sign of the times that if you want a reasoned and thoughtful commentary on the current state of US politics you have to watch South Park?

12.12.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're not.

20.11.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is true...

19.11.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Here's an idea. Disbar anyone mentioned in the Epstein Files from any public office and empty their bank accounts. It's a cabal. They're all compromised.

15.11.2025 12:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe he's dead?

13.11.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Andrew formerly known as Prince.

30.10.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not a brian amongst them.

08.10.2025 08:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Is he why they're going after slightly overweight Generals?

30.09.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Harsh but fair. Ikea Tarrifs...

26.09.2025 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm hearing Jamie Hepburn kicked Douglas Ross right in his fanny.

19.09.2025 12:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Free speech!! Yay!! Not you Jimmy Kimmel. Or you Lefties. Not in Gilead.

18.09.2025 07:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Asshole

09.09.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

douglas fucking alexander...

05.09.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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