@syllysyl.bsky.social
24, contaminated with radiation
i don’t really wanna fuck any of the m&ms tbh
20.08.2025 00:12 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0Guys The Black Parade is a pretty good album. I don't know if anyone's said that before.
These guys might be on to something
Some of my creations from art night!
12.02.2025 02:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't go thinking that you're better than anyone else just because you're a vegan. My cousin Jake was born in Vegas and he's nothing special. Bit of an asshole, actually.
02.02.2025 06:51 — 👍 51 🔁 18 💬 5 📌 0[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"]
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
I used to think I could change the world and now I’m proud of myself for changing my sheets
29.01.2025 12:37 — 👍 747 🔁 112 💬 21 📌 3Game studio announcements be like, “We laid off all your favourite devs! But don’t worry, all the people actually responsible for the horrible decision-making that led to this massive failure are staying on :) and they will still be driving their new Porsches :) all is well!!!!!”
29.01.2025 22:09 — 👍 17215 🔁 3705 💬 157 📌 88You know what really gets my goat? El chupacabra.
29.01.2025 01:22 — 👍 87 🔁 13 💬 4 📌 0If only these pistachios were as easy to open as emotional wounds.
29.01.2025 03:02 — 👍 75 🔁 36 💬 1 📌 0every time i hear 'please listen carefully as our menu options have changed' i black out and wake up in a cold sweat pressing 0 repeatedly like i'm defusing a bomb
28.01.2025 22:56 — 👍 475 🔁 39 💬 16 📌 3Good morning. Abolish billionaires by any means necessary.
24.01.2025 15:58 — 👍 313 🔁 39 💬 14 📌 0inside you there are two kidneys.
27.01.2025 19:56 — 👍 109 🔁 29 💬 7 📌 2
Cat lounging on window sill smoking a cigarette whilst contemplating question of the universe
Thought of the day
DIDDLE DALLY MORE
It's not that I want to be like this, but all of the alternatives seem like a lot of work
15.01.2025 12:27 — 👍 52 🔁 25 💬 1 📌 0Nutella is a great name for a girl.
18.01.2025 20:09 — 👍 34 🔁 6 💬 6 📌 0Sometimes I miss the simple joys of childhood, like eating lead paint chips.
27.01.2025 23:40 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0ME: give it to me real good bone daddy
ORTHOPEDIC SURGEON: we’ve talked about this stop calling me that
25.01.2025 21:13 — 👍 779 🔁 292 💬 6 📌 8
The weed number is now 582 due to inflation
24.01.2025 02:34 — 👍 7876 🔁 959 💬 127 📌 22Will be deleting Spotify
23.01.2025 22:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0there should be a word for emotionally itchy
13.01.2025 22:29 — 👍 836 🔁 225 💬 70 📌 6I’m just glad that my faith in humanity isn’t alive to see any of this.
21.01.2025 16:15 — 👍 1561 🔁 428 💬 13 📌 8
Winter Blues ❄️
22.01.2025 03:18 — 👍 5491 🔁 1457 💬 61 📌 4wow, get a load of those honkers
(i point to the nearby pond, where there is a flock... of flying titties)
