TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO

When you've been married so many times that the only artsy-craftsy people you know are discount wedding planners.

Can we start telling the Trumpers that they have clearly forgotten WWII? Y'know, because Trump is German. That's why.

As if I didn't like Mamdani enough already, he quoted Sam Raimi's Spiderman in his victory speech.

(Apologies if this is mentioned in the videos which I did not watch. Also, the actual quote has a slightly complicated chain of provenence : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis... )

Wilhoit's law: "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."

One of the most salient features of baseball is that every game is potentially infinite in length.

If you see this, post 4 female characters you love

Batman saying, “this is the toll of the core. We do not understand it. We will not use it.”

Ordinary People in a Zombie Apocalypse.

Today I remembered that I once rhymed "poet" and "histrionic" in a song lyric, and if this is my legacy I'm OK with that.

Well of course there's a giant network of tunnels under the White House. Where else are you going to keep Ben Franklin's army of steam-powered robots?

I haven't read anything you've written for a week or so, but in that week I've mentioned you to people? I know that's not money but if you say something that is really worth saying in a memorable way, you don't need to keep doing it repeatedly. I'm gonna send you a few bucks now cuz I hear myself.

Architects rendering of the new East Wing of the White House

Take a lil' break.
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This picture of Greta Thunberg as a baby makes me chuckle. Even when she was two, she was judging you.

The Antichrist would be much cooler.

Every time someone falls off the edge, Satan gives them a dollar.

Yeah, he's fun.

When the airport is part of the resistance, you know things have gotten severely out of hand.

Clammy Sammy is out of ideas! The Era of Smiles begins soon!

Heaven (1987 film) - Wikipedia

My #1 obscure film recommendation : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven_...

A truly excellent example of "conservatives accidentally being right."

Ashleigh Brilliant, Santa Barbara’s Best-Known Epigrammatist, Dies at 91 The British-born author was famous for his “Brilliant Thoughts” and “Pot-Shots,” as well as his crusade against gas-powered leaf blowers.

One of my all-time heroes. RIP.
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"Wank is a speech act directed first and foremost at helping the speaker feel better about themselves, stated as an objective claim about the state of the world, that we are expected in discussion to treat with the epistemic authority of a claim about identity, but the content of the actual claim".

Anyone else feel just really negative all the time lately? That's not just me, right?

Trump certainly hasn't forgotten them, although he seems to think they're happening in the present.

The new normal is some bullshit, y'all.

I meant the weather, but I could be talking about a lot of other things, I guess.

I mean obviously, you should teach the second interval in second grade, the third interval in third grade, and so forth. It's so much tidier that way.

The resemblance is uncanny.