Night of the Living Grove

another celeb getting in on the AI grift 😭

any math wizzes wanna see if an immortal being could finish this before erosion beat them to the punch? (no pun intended)

"hey wanna see how long it takes me to punch through the Rockies?"

find another immortal and you can play The Campaign for North Africa together

need rice and chili crisp

not beating the "only dislikes trump because he's crude" allegations

to everyone who keeps arguing that I would say, just go to Saudia Arabia. If it's really about cultural exchange then there's no need to wait for a personal invite from the oppressive state. do a normal tour.

unless they think that oppressive state would never allow that, which would say a lot.

Just to clarify, one of (and I believe the largest) unions endorsed Katie, but there are a few more that to my knowledge have unfortunately stayed out of it.

are you illiterate or willfully obtuse

AI garbage

some good news at least. still a shit and still on the force though.

bsky.app/profile/eric...

Police captain hosting a Halloween party opens the door, sees the fit, "hey I said it was a costume party, why you dressed normal"

of course it wasn't a good thing. but in fact we continued to do that through this entire genocide, when the US REPEATEDLY utilized its veto on the security council to block action from other nations.

don't tell me it would be irresponsible to use this power, cuz we DID use it and we used it wrong.

circular ass logic. Biden couldn't do anything because he shouldn't do anything because he couldn't do anything.

the united states is the single most powerful influence on the global stage and has unilaterally directed affairs for a century, but unfortunately this one time, Biden's hands were tied🙄

dril tweet: the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "there's no difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron."

if that was my name I would make up some elaborate family history to justify... literally any other pronunciation.

it's good to bully a country doing a genocide actually

they need to send whoever designed the Waterfront bike trail to Chicago's lakefront so they can study some advanced architectural techniques such as "knowing what a straight line is", among others.

after my vacation I'm going to have a convention so that all the people I've been texting tiny parts about it can compare notes and reconstruct the entire trip so I won't have to repeat myself

yeah normally "being under fire" is one of the few appropriate places to be swinging a rifle around 😂

cop who went out of his way to harass a trans woman on the clock promoted to leader of gayborhood police, pieceashit.

they tell us it's just a few bad apples and then these promotions go to pieces of shit. seems kinda hard to find a not piece of shit cop!

Weird Al has forsaken me. nobody clapped for Hardware Store at karaoke.

hmm yes we need some sort of purity labeler next, what could go wrong

ulike me, a true American, who would proudly become a neoliberal consultant 🙄

this blows. surely anyone still using rss is actually interested in, yknow, reading. Who is this for.

damn they're lucky to have a thyme store so close to them, shame about the carrot store though.

Much to our city's benefit. Cheers, here's to ten more!

I live a block away from the store. life changing, even compared to the other short walks I've had to groceries in this city.

the other day I had to go twice to make dinner, cuz I forgot something. and while I was super pissed it was still so so sooo much better than it would be if I had to drive.

loser in attitude and hopefully come November, in all physical measures