John Sebastian patron saint of pizza

We didn’t even know they had classes for kids this small until we researched it! She saw a sword fight at the renn faire and wanted to try it.

I usually don’t post my kid because of all of the AI scrapers and creeps but since her face is covered by the fencing mask, here’s a video of Rio Luna in class where she won a bout for the first time after losing one and not giving up. She’s the youngest at 4 years old.

If the film version of 1984 was made today there would be Big Brother squishmallows.

Catch me busking with my cajon drum downtown.

a man wearing sunglasses and a scarf is saying but did you die ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a scarf is saying but did you die

Me when Tiny Tim tells me about all of his family’s problems.

Just finished the feast of the seven fishes.

Cotton candy pickle.

If you ever feel like you’re the most useless thing on the planet, just remember, the cybertruck has a trailer hitch.

“I love this town!”

You can get block lists and subscribe to them. Many of them have exactly the types of folks you’re trying to avoid.

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it’s that time of year again.

the devil and scrooge work together to attempt to take santa out of the picture in the name of capitalism… and krampus has turned traitor. #horrornights #hhn #nowplaying

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Post one about politics I’m trying to see something

Threatening aura.

Dang, same shit different platform 😂

Just a reminder. My HHN tribute music project is also on the Bluesky. @pizzafrysociety.bsky.social

“Zapruder film frame 227. The limousine comes out from behind the sign. The Hamburglar’s been hit, look at the posture.”

Why are they trying to make this look like the breakfast club? 😂

unhappy thanksgiving

Happy turkey day you filthy animals.

Somebody take my laser cutter away, I am too powerful.

(Hand turkey placecards for dinner tomorrow feat. my 4 yr old’s hand)

So what’s there to do around here?

We will be there tomorrow! Also, bringing a junior executive with me (Rio Luna).

Okay folks who else is going to be at #IAAPA? I will likely be haunting around the whole week.

Anyone have any parties looking to be crashed by a handsome dude just funny enough to add a little life to your shindig?

“to *make sure*” — what do they know that we dont??

More like KingdaNada.

*blows off dust*

I keep forgetting to post here. 😅

why did I try to click this? 🫠