When they cut off payments, and my grandma who lives check to check needs that money, I'm calling my Donold loving uncle and telling him he gets to start paying her. I'll be sure to ask if America is great again.
24.03.2025 13:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Maybe work with Mastodon more? Being actually federated would help a ton instead of just using the same base tech.
10.03.2025 21:47 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Do they say 'grill a prawn on the lawn'?
09.03.2025 16:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
More like word of the year here in the U.S.
04.03.2025 15:04 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Unfortunately I think that's part of the plan. Hopefully they're stopped before it gets that far.
04.03.2025 04:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
11.02.2025 21:19 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Rascalina chasing her tail.
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#tuxedocat #cats
08.02.2025 21:22 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Tuxedo cat on a kitchen counter.
Tuxedo cat on a kitchen counter.
Got a new kitchen island, she approves.
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#cat #tuxedocat
08.02.2025 21:16 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Haha yeah, way faster than any FTL in any Sci-fi show.
08.02.2025 21:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
So what you're saying is, to make that happen we'd need some sort of multiverse crossover expansion pack?
05.02.2025 17:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The outfits make me think Big Dan Frater is behind The Steam Wars. Final boss maybe?
05.02.2025 16:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Hilarious. On Android you can just download the .apk and install it. Might have to hop on a VPN to find the file, but still, it's trivial to do.
26.01.2025 15:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This story was making the rounds like 2 weeks ago on reddit... why the hell did it end up on Reuters?
25.01.2025 06:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The only thing that would make it better is if it was based in the future and Nathan Fillion was some sort of space cowboy instead of a cop. Ah well, you can't have everything.
24.01.2025 00:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I slept on @therookieabc.bsky.social because it looked like just another cop show, but gave it a shot recently because I love @nathanfillion01.bsky.social and @missoneil.bsky.social. It is SO good, I haven't been able to stop watching.
24.01.2025 00:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A couple jokes I came up with while riding behind a Cybertruck:
How is a Cybertruck like a dumpster? They're both metal boxes that contain trash.
How are they different? If you run them both through a car wash, the dumpster will still function.
23.01.2025 17:21 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Well this explains all the βpeopleβ with no followers or posts annoyingly responding to my post about watching Veep instead of the news.
21.01.2025 23:02 β π 331 π 36 π¬ 47 π 6
Tuxedo cat lounging in the sun.
Tuxedo cat lounging in the sun.
Rascalina lounging in the sun.
#cats #tuxedocat
22.01.2025 20:46 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Coheed is a sleepy little guy.
#cats #siberiancat
21.01.2025 23:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The update made feeds a lot easier to scroll! Thanks.
21.01.2025 23:05 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I found this little guy when fixing the heater the other day.
#gecko #florida #lizardsofbluesky
21.01.2025 18:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Rascalina being sleepy.
#Cats
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