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Trump's economy has left me unemployed and broke. I'm getting back by selling things that mock him. Buy some stuff? "Journalist." Satirist. Reductio ad absurdum. TheMastersReport.com https://buymeacoffee.com/themastersreport

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Latest posts by bradmasters.bsky.social on Bluesky

Huh? "Should have major in Stupid Assholes." Are you having a stroke? "Former editor"? Physician, heal thyself.

02.02.2026 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus, be an adult and take responsibility for your own learning. Sheesh.

02.02.2026 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Counterpoint: no, no we're not.

02.02.2026 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WUT?!?!

02.02.2026 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Braden Peters is the new Andrew Tate: What parents needs to know about โ€˜moggingโ€™ In a new shift in the manosphere, boys are being told their looks now matter more than their brains, as being AMOG *Alpha Male of the Group is seen as above and beyond anything else. Chloe Combi looks...

Well, this is troubling... I'll have to reflect. I think I'll go and re-watch season 1 of "Altered Carbon."
However, stupidly the article includes mention of Andrew Tate, but Braden Peters appears to be nothing like Tate. Shame on you @the-independent.com
www.the-independent.com/life-style/b...

02.02.2026 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To rebuild is why I am going to law school this fall.

01.02.2026 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Like this one?

01.02.2026 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#SecretSettlements and #UnindictedCoconspirators

30.01.2026 07:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The problem with that bargain is that 1) some people are stupid and make poor choices; and 2) some people want the authoritarian they are voting for.

30.01.2026 07:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not even they can drink their shame away.
#FuckICE #AbolishICE #FuckTrump #ImpeachKristiNoem

30.01.2026 07:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been reflecting this week, thinking that I needed to take on a new arch nemesis. I have decided that it's now #TomHoman

30.01.2026 07:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When @joycewhitevance.bsky.social speaks, I listen.
"The Fulton County search warrant & its implications for the 2026 & future elections is critically important news & not getting the coverage it merits."

30.01.2026 06:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't ever wonder why we're all scared to leave our houses.
#FuckICE #AbolishICE #FuckTrump #ImpeachKristiNoem

30.01.2026 06:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gold tinfoil. #FuckTrump

30.01.2026 06:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I told you she is finished. Monet X Change did not come to play.
#MAGAMinaj #FuckTrump
I have my monรฉy on Monรฉt.
#MonetXChange

30.01.2026 06:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm scared of dramatic change. What's happening?

30.01.2026 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"I was raised with three brothers who were older than me. You learn that maybe taking the first punch when somebody is bigger than you yields you better results."
You and me both, girl. You and me both.
@repilhan.bsky.social As my Swedish mofar (grandfather) used to say, "Good on ya!" xoxo

29.01.2026 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching Senator Rep Michael Holmstrom, Jr (R) make a fool of himself on @cnn.com's Town Hall "State of Emergency."
He just made up a word, "bravitas", combining "bravado" with "gravitas."
He makes up words and he makes up facts. #smh

29.01.2026 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching Sen. Michael Holmstrom, Jr (R) make a fool of himself on @cnn.com's Town Hall "State of Emergency".

He just said all of this is Minneapolis' fault. That's like an abusive father beating his child, saying "The more you scream, the more whips you get." #smh #abuse #AlexPrettiWasMurdered

29.01.2026 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you work at #DHS or #CBP or #ICE, consider sharing the name of the man who #murdered #AlexPretti with @muellershewrote.com. Her Signal is: muellershewrote.23

29.01.2026 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow. Human behavior is data over time. This is fascinating, impressive, and comprehensive in the most terrifying way possible. Don't tell me for one second that that this #ICE movement is not planned, organized, and sadly effective. Trump must be stopped. #ImpeachKristiNoem #StopTrump

28.01.2026 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watched @repilhan.bsky.social ! She saw her attacker and stepped up swangin! Fuck yeah, bitches! That's what is us poor, skinny, scrappy warriors do! Next time you gotta get a bitch got, call your state representative.

28.01.2026 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nicki Minaj Will Stump for Trump Again at Treasury Department Event Nicki Minaj will appear alongside Donald Trump at a Treasury Department summit this week tied to the launch of a new kind of savings account for kids.

OHMYGOD, she is so done.
Nicki Minaj Will Stump for Trump Again
#ByeFelicia #TheGaysSayNo
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

28.01.2026 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"And I told you to eat your damn pie."

28.01.2026 04:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"You're a pop star. What do you know about monsters?"

28.01.2026 04:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have no praise for Tom Homan. His values are ugly from the inside out.
#TomHoman #PoliticalCarbuncle

27.01.2026 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have no praise for Tom Homan. His values are ugly from the inside out.

27.01.2026 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"If you are a commentator who cannot see what the play is there, I'm not sure you should be offering commentary." @pbump.com

27.01.2026 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is terrifying. Absolutely what nightmares and suicide daydreams are made of.

27.01.2026 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I think Kristi Noem probably should go back to South Dakota, not have any dogs, and just kind of ride things out."

27.01.2026 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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