drl -isn't into spooky season, but y'all have fun- dCsta

A time warner cable of New York City manhole cover which features a stylized eye around which is text in a book font (that would look dope on a hoodie [minus the time warner text])

Something something cathedrals everywhere.

/me sighs deeply

Ugh. It vaguely resembles a manhole cover for Time Warner Cable and I want it for reasons even I can’t explain.

/me sighs deeply

It’s funny because I’m pretty firmly a “It’s fine not to support the troops, actually. You don’t have to just be against the system they support; you can be against the whole thing.” kind of guy and even I’m like “Jesus, the troops deserve ever so slightly better than this.”

Google search results for "A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: "Why the long face" The horse says/; nothing. He's a horse. Horses can't talk." with an "AI Overview" up top that reads "That's a twist on the classic joke! The original setup is a well-known anti-joke that subverts expectations by offering a literal, non-humorous punchline, emphasizing that, in reality, horses cannot talk."

The delight of finding out it is vaguely possible that my (2nd) favorite take on "A horse walks into a bar" joke may be my own creation dashed by having a robot explain it to me.
--A tragedy

Where might one acquire a hoodie such as this??

It’s been an amazing run, but “out of pocket” has finally been toppled as the funniest thing a White Person has ever misunderstood

What was obviously meant to be an elephant's head upon a bee's body but like...somehow everything about it just feels wrong. It has what are presumably "hands" reaching out as if making an offering while making an implicit threat. their mouth is agape, and eyes are something between unfocused and lustful. Also it's eyebrows and dimples are identical.

can't sleep, Apache Hive logo will eat me

"Anything that can be done chemically can be done by other means. For example: Tacos cure depression." --William S. Burritoughs

Finding out that someone behaved terribly and responding to say that you didn’t like their work anyway is crass & self centering. So to get out in front of things…

Bill Murray has to die eventually & (based on intuition) I think Stories™️ are gonna come out & I wanna say now: I never liked that guy

Can you imagine if it happened tonight?
I know it's too much to ask for, but gosh...just imagine.

No, Nut November!

drl didn't do it - Indrlstrial Revolution

Sexy how much Adderall is in a key bump (incognito)

If you’re sleepy go to sleep

Watching Coneheads (1993) and you know what, I’m just going to say it: this movie is a fucking masterpiece and anyone who says otherwise is a hater, at best.

Do kids not say uppers and downers anymore? Told a ~20 something dog park friend that “I’m not into uppers” and he looked briefly confused until he remembered what we’re talking about.

Thinking that now that I'm in my 40s I should get the tattoos I really wanted when I was 19 as an eternal reminder that sometimes it's a good thing to not get what you want.

"Have you considered that reducing a year long stretch of intense stress to 'being keenly aware that I was in danger, but not so much being afraid' both at the time & now, 20 years on is a trauma response?"

Well fuck you too, doc.

I don't even know what you're talking about (Unless this is a Khan throwback, and not a reference to Post Enterprise Trek) but don't get me started on "Are the Federation Colonizers?" because I will _not_ shut up

I’m ~~thinking about~~ Totally Recalling the time I had to explain to my (~80 yr old) therapist that there isn’t actually a book with a Torment Nexus in it and so far as I know, no one has made a product called The Torment Nexus.

Just a matter of time tho.

Great, now I gotta rewatch SLC Punk

Not to sound more like myself than usual, but we probably shouldn’t be firing live artillery over ANYONE’S freeways and I wish the ppl Most Likely To Be On “My” Side in the incipient collapse could see that.

[alt: headline regarding recent firing of live artillery in California]

Great, now I gotta rewatch SLC Punk

Being so anti-woke that you circle around and land on triggering vets by making them drive through H&I fire on their way to work so as to show them what being a civilian in a country the US invaded is like is reaching previously untold levels of horseshoe theory

Lane?

It’s funny because I’m pretty firmly a “It’s fine not to support the troops, actually. You don’t have to just be against the system they support; you can be against the whole thing.” kind of guy and even I’m like “Jesus, the troops deserve ever so slightly better than this.”

I’m always low key kind of jealous of people who can totally separate art from artists.

Like, a Run The Jewels video just autoplayed and all I can think is “lol, imagine your land lord was Killer Mike”

I want to be on the hunt for lil details and mistakes that reveal humanity.

“This looks like it was drawn by someone who struggles with perspective as much as I do” should help me connect to an artist, not make me wonder if the artist has ever seen a sunrise in real life.