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She is out of control.

I've been rewatching the series again and I'd forgotten how much I enjoyed the Titan swooping in and saving the day in the season one finale.

"Gimme warp to the tune of 5, 6, 7, 8... "

The way he just stands up and checks out when something happens that doesn't involve him.

I've seen seen more light behind the eyes in a labubu than he has here. But hey, do you remember when Biden was OLD?

I know whose word I trust when describing and rating apples, and it's NOT the guy who has an imaginary set of Reagan Democrat voters who have lived rent-free in his head for decades.

I bet he never even WATCHED Thor:Ragnarok, let alone did a stellar podcast about it.

Real Alliance of Magicians energy here

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

The US Army—with the logistical power to have a fully-functional McDonald's up and running anywhere in the world in 24 hours—can't feed soldiers overseas?

Hegseth doing some shitty pushups at the problem should help with that.

This is The Way.

The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."

Bluesky rn

Somebody do a welfare check on Bill Ackman, Dave Portnoy, Alan Dershowitz, and every other wealthy idiot who swore they'd leave the city if Mamdani won.

This has been a really wild day, friends.

A better world IS possible.

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

He used to do the narration for this show called City Confidential. I swear he could make ordering a cup of cottage cheese sound scandalous. He was perfect.

Excuse me, 18F and US Digital Service.

Which up until last year was a definite career goal for me to work there.

I will never forget how the talented people at 18F devoted so much effort to free tax filing, how it was successful beyond every goal they had, and one of the first things Trump and Elon did was demolish their agency.

All this "run the government like a business" nonsense has to stop. It's madness.

"Have you checked the orbit, Dr Floyd? The orbit! Have you checked it?"

Damn, I've always liked this one.

Agreed, the sort-by-terribleness (I forget their exact term) has never been replicated elsewhere and I miss it even if I don’t fly much.

One of our country's greatest war criminals just died, the president is arguing with himself about whether or not to let 40 million people starve, and there is an actual courtroom drama about a five dollar footlong.

How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.

kissinger died during the -1 premiere and cheney died right after they announce G00 they are feeding old ass american rightwing politicians to godzilla like squeezing lemon onto fried chicken to get that perfect spielbergian taste

One of the architects of our current nightmare is gone.

The ongoing rehabilitation of W is a shame—his administration had so many crimes, and this ghoul was at the heart of so much of it.

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His Girl Friday, a remake of The Front Page.

Which was later re-remade starring with Jack Lemmon and Water Matthau, but Cary Grant and Rosalind Russell's version is the best, IMO.

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if there was a rich person with the will, you could build the most incredible news organization that has ever existed just from the wreckage of this year alone.

Portland forecast for the next ten days Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, clouds, clouds, rain, rain, rain… Highest temp is 61, there is a low in the 40s for Saturday night. And it’s raining now as well. So now I got that to worry about.

I never drank coffee much when I lived in the Midwest, combination of mediocre coffee and a Diet Coke obsession.

Then I moved to Portland, forecasts like this made me finally get it.

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OMG this #Columbo group costume is delightful. Colownbo! CATLUMBO! 😻

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Severian is a classic example of an unreliable narrator when he introduces himself as Booker D. Newsun

Same! Radar Secret Service, too!

Also there were ads for ETFs on YouTube. "This could be a cornerstone of your investment portfolio!"

I think my "convert everything into sardines" idea would be more lucrative.