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Pink orange snap dragons, next to a white balloon flower, next to pink snap dragons

I accidentally grew the lesbian flag, so now you know what will be planned next year?

So uhh when did all the vintage stuff become things I wore as a kid?

Let me tell you, I felt pretty dumb.

Earlier this week, I stared down a sign trying to figure out the acronym of the business.

Turns out SPA stands for spa.

Hey the moon looks really cool tonight

Look, having a favorite garden tool doesn't make me feel old, but the fact that my favorite is the stand-up weeder... maybe that hurts a bit.

It did the last time I was there! Maybe they don't do it anymore it was at least 2 years ago!

I had a cheese cone in ... 2022? 2023? At the same place! It changed names, and it still has great latin food!

That does sound amazing. I am upset about no more cheese cone that was the best!

Cheese cone?

I am so so sorry to hear this Tina. Thinking of you and your family.

Me: "Do they really want an endowment to deal with in 35 years? We won't even be a civilization then"

Coworker: "I like how you're bringing the rainbows and sunshine this morning."

Tell me how I'm wrong though.

It looks cool again.

Text of slackbot (aka clippy) ok, i won't import this Google Drive file, but I will remember to ask you again next time

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a paper clip with googly eyes is sitting on top of a piece of paper Alt: a paper clip with googly eyes is sitting on top of a piece of paper former word mascot clippy the jerk

Do elder millennials hate AI so much because it reminds us of this douche?

First tan lines of the season, patio beers, and hungover yardwork. It's good to be back.

Did the same last night, blood in the kleenex this morning. Do you want Sask winter dry or sask summer dry??

At least she finally knows to believe me. Only took almost my entire life for that to happen.

Right??? Like I literally work in post secondary education, why the fuck are you arguing me?

"Well why do they come here then?" I don't know why don't you fucking ask an international student???

My boomer (but actually almost genx) mom just tried to tell me, who works in post-secondary education, that international students get free tuition.

"Well, that's what I've always heard," and that pretty much sums up conservatives in 2025.

It looks cool again.

I finally have an answer for my entire adult life question of: Am I just useless, or is it something else?

Yeah, turns out, it's ADHD.

I love women's sports because all of the goals scored by the Montreal Victoire tonight were scored by 2 women who are married to each other.

Do you ever spend an hour cooking a great meal and then decide you don't want to eat it and just have cucumbers instead?

Yeah, me either.

The jerk store called, they'd like you to participate in a brief customer satisfaction survey

Later, in the beer line, a woman ahead of us said, "I've never seen so many people my age in one place before. It feels like high school."

Millennials and Gen X finally all left their home at once, apparently.

"I like this crowd. It makes me feel not old for once. But also, it simultaneously makes me feel old?" - me at the Our Lady Peace show last night.

Boston Fleet vs Ottawa Charge? Should be a good one, both teams on a roll lately.

Turns out I am now hurt my back while emptying the dishwasher years old.

How does Mr. Burns seem less villainous every day?