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The copy and paste thing is like what the weird scam texts I get say

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Thank you 💜 bodies are just mean sometimes

My hip eventually relented enough for me to go watch a community performance by my nephew's high school band, but since I sat on a stadium bleacher for an hour to do so, it may seek its revenge again tomorrow. Damn bodies, attacking at random

Bored out of my skull bc I can't get comfortable and can't get into anything to entertain myself with for longer than five minutes

This is a really annoying time for my doctor's office to have left the medical group I'm with bc now I don't know where they moved to and I haven't gotten set up with a new doctor yet

Today I'm home from work because my hip went into an absolute rage this morning after I got up and I just couldn't face trying to get into my car, never mind sitting at my desk all day. It has improved a bit but not fast enough for my taste

Oh no, I hope you feel better soon

There is no time for beer, there is only time for the camera to linger lovingly on displays of violence

I just want to edit so much. So much.

(So edgy, in fact, that the title is just House of Guinness, no "the")

Like, it's not bad and god knows I'm no expert on the history, but I keep having the urge to reach over and pat the show's creator on the head and go "yes, dear, you're very edgy with your storytelling choices"

Mom and I started watching The House of Guinness yesterday and the Irish tv critics who said it was obviously made for Americans with zero knowledge of Irish history were correct

My niece is a plague doctor, which is still just as cool a costume as it was when her brother wore it five years ago. Baby niece is apparently Rapunzel, but I haven't seen her yet. Love to see costumes, such fun

My not-baby nephew, otoh, is dressed as a high school marching band member, as there is a football game tonight. Significantly less adorable, but that's fine bc he looks right sharp in his uniform + I still have a photo of him at 10 months old looking like the damn Gerber baby

My baby nephew is dressed as a pumpkin for Halloween, as required for all babies on Halloween, and he is adorable

Successfully stressed out my coworkers by replying to the group chat about the world series with "I didn't even know they did baseballs in October"

Thank you! 😊

Thank you!

Thank you!

Thank you! 😊

Thank you! 😊

Thank you! I went out for ramen, so a pretty good one indeed 😆

Thank you! 😌

Thank you! 😊

I'm 41 today and I'm celebrating by wearing my Hello Kitty hoodie since the weather is finally properly cool enough for it

This one band clearly looked at the bi pride flag and decided it was an absolutely ideal color scheme, do approve

New Saturday, new opportunity to watch another fancy marching band competition that my nephew's in. But bless the technology that lets me watch from my couch 5 hours away. It's not as good as being there, but that is a long drive and I think my hip would actually murder me if I tried

They need more than one tbqh

I'm sorry it didn't actually have sex, enthusiastic person, but I am apparently incapable of writing anything racy that doesn't immediately fade to black, so there's that