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The Annual Variety “Power of Women” Party Brought a Varied Red Carpet - Go Fug Yourself Sharon Stone went unconventional! Sydney Sweeney did NOT.

The dress code at this event was....all over the place.

It would be cool if people stopped even TRYING to crack the door for him here. It is unconstitutional, period. -H

The Annual Variety “Power of Women” Party Brought a Varied Red Carpet - Go Fug Yourself Sharon Stone went unconventional! Sydney Sweeney did NOT.

The dress code at this event was....all over the place.

The Vogue World Runway Is Kinda Hard to Parse: But Here Are Some Highlights - Go Fug Yourself It seems like it was cool in person?

This event....low key came across like kind of a mess? (Although very fun in person, I suspect.)

Laverne Cox May Be No Longer On E!, But She Still Entertains Us - Go Fug Yourself Bless.

Spoiler: This red carpet was kind of a hoot.

Welch: "This has nothing to do with the shutdown. The law requires and the funds are available to continue SNAP right now without any interruption. So that is a decision the president is making on his own to allow people to go hungry."

This idea that it is somehow perfectly normal to refuse to live next door to people you don’t have enough in common with is bizarre to me. If you want a relationship with your neighbors, GO BE NICE TO THEM. If you don’t, you are totally free to keep to yourself. This is adulthood.

Kind of feel like America’s canned and shelf-stable food manufacturers should be announcing massive donations and community profit diversions and food pantry partnerships right now, ahead of the massive surge in demand they are, I assume, about to get extremely rich off of

Laverne Cox May Be No Longer On E!, But She Still Entertains Us - Go Fug Yourself Bless.

Spoiler: This red carpet was kind of a hoot.

it's DELIGHTFUL

it's SO good!!

O Say Can You See... Vincent Price's Cookbook Well, you can NOW. Also, anthem talk.

It's only the greatest vintage cookbook in my collection.

I suspect it was super fun in person

The Vogue World Runway Is Kinda Hard to Parse: But Here Are Some Highlights - Go Fug Yourself It seems like it was cool in person?

This event....low key came across like kind of a mess? (Although very fun in person, I suspect.)

And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job

Jessica is “Auntie Jess” forever to my kids and same with many of my other friends. Every culture does some form of this. What dumb made-up drama. -H

O Say Can You See... Vincent Price's Cookbook Well, you can NOW. Also, anthem talk.

I was today years old when I learned that Dorothy Parker talked Vincent Price out of his fascination with Hitler

Thank you @fuggirls.bsky.social !

I need everyone to remember that Blue Jays fans do not claim Drake. If he shows up to his own roast tonight that’s his fault!! open.substack.com/pub/mollykni...

I wrote about how RFK Jr is making health worse for millions of Americans. He's slashed research and healthcare, and replaced them with "hAvE yOu TrIeD YoGa?"

Link & free link in thread. There are impeachment/removal proposals in both the House and Senate. Tell your electeds to boot this guy out!

Celebs Wore Some Bonkers Stuff to Vogue World: The Highlights - Go Fug Yourself See all the celebs who attended the 2025 Vogue World event and sat front row.

Vogue World's guests wore a truly varied and wild amount of outfits. What is the dress code here?!?!?!?!

Celebs Wore Some Bonkers Stuff to Vogue World: The Highlights - Go Fug Yourself See all the celebs who attended the 2025 Vogue World event and sat front row.

Vogue World's guests wore a truly varied and wild amount of outfits. What is the dress code here?!?!?!?!

"My Butt Is Not a Printer." LESTR speaks up in "Only Murders" episode 9. One more to go!

It's the penultimate episode of ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING and we have a LOT of questions. Our recap here:

"My Butt Is Not a Printer." LESTR speaks up in "Only Murders" episode 9. One more to go!

It's the penultimate episode of ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING and we have a LOT of questions. Our recap here:

Fugs & Pieces, October 24, 2025 - Go Fug Yourself Crime! Slasher movies! Apple cider! Costco! And more.

Yes, you need to rake those leaves. BORING. Read Fugs & Pieces instead.

Fugs & Pieces, October 24, 2025 - Go Fug Yourself Crime! Slasher movies! Apple cider! Costco! And more.

Yes, you need to rake those leaves. BORING. Read Fugs & Pieces instead.

The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.

Portland resists with whimsical improv theater, Chicago resists by screaming at weird jagoffs that don’t belong in the neighborhood. Every city brings its own strengths to the fight

Emma Stone Channels Gwyneth Paltrow - Go Fug Yourself ...in Great Expectations.

I would not have anticipated this!

atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread