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YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling Hangman Page introduces himself (in Spanish) to Arena Mexico | AEW Grand Slam Mexico, 6/18/25

look i got no jokes or rhododendrons for you dumbasses today, just wanted to say it was an honor for all of us to perform in arena mexico last night. it felt special. thanks, goodbye

youtu.be/H84MyRfKzK0?...

oakleaf hydrangea with no will to live whatsoever, shit is just drooping and pathetic, blooms all browned up and stupid

ok why do all these oakleaf hydrangeas keep just absolutely GIVING UP, is it because the ground is too WET and their WEAK and SICKLY little roots are ROTTEN?! i thought i was gonna be living in a little bee-buzzing eden but instead ive just got DEAD TWIGS poking out the ground

happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?

Made a cheese sandwich and put it down not thinking that butter and cheese are two of my cats fav things so I came back to her having knocked the top slice of bread off and grabbing a piece of butter coated cheese and running with it 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

photo of a big and tall saguaro cactus. it is not moving, it has been standing still for like a hundred years. it is also not speaking. it is a cactus.

now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)

Cmoooon do it for the bit

Tell us how you really feel

Clearly you are a night gardener if you’re taking pics of your plants so late 😂

Does anyone else get suuuper self critical when they text someone and are left on read bc it’s happened a LOT today and boy it is not making my brain feel good :)

@hangmanpage.bsky.social what are your thoughts on this

I literally cried lmao I can’t take this

@pepeleboobs.bsky.social SAD PUPPY DOG CASH AGAIN 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I really fucking wish I could learn to say no to people

I cannot forgive him for making our boy look like this

Watching lord of the rings instead of dynamite bc my little heart needs it this week 😔

What a cute little bastard indeed, great work hanger 😂

a photo of some phlox stolonifera, i know that’s what it’s called because i googled it to make sure. pink flowers on it, it’s real nice.

look at this cute little bastard i planted this weekend. soon he and his 69 siblings will all grow together to form a flowering carpet thatll make the neighbors stop and go ‘hey would ya look at that, that’s nice huh? isnt that nice?’

The bear convo fucking sent me 😂😂😂😂 give these two dinguses a weekly show asap

I’m still pissed they had the two Mexican wrestlers lose their matches in the International Tournament last night btw

Got distracted by the cowboy lmao thanks hangman

I only have the Time Machine sorry man

I didn’t want that as a main event to begin with (esp with the previous three matches) (but super esp with the women) but god what was that

Crowds singing copes theme in big events is gonna be the theme of the year isn’t it 🥹

THE BROKEN GLASS

It’s been a year and a half and I’m still embarrassed that I told John Rhys-Davies (for the second time) that lord of the rings was my everything as a kid and then proceeded to talk to him about Chris Pine instead of the franchise 😂

I have tomorrow off so my brother and I are going for pho because we maybe have the same day off once a year and I am unbelievably excited for it but also it’s my last weekday off until the end of April and that sucks so much

Thank you for your service 😂

Can you write product descriptions for everyone please

Great work pal keep it up

nobody will remember:
• your salary
• how "busy you were"
• how many hours you worked

People will remember:
• Hangman Adam Page hates it when he runs out of biscuits