Chris Haley (the)

As always, you're welcome

It is truly wild to see these guys taking SO LONG to realize no one wants this. Like it never occurred to them?

The #1 movie when I was 10 years old was Superman II, a film in which a narcissistic tyrant assumes control of the United States, slaps his likeness all over it, even wrecks the White House. Near the end his hand gets fucked up. After that he gets kicked into a hole and goes to jail so here's hopin'

"Oh my godddd okay so you don't like genAI because it steals from artists, makes processes slower, creates more work for underpaid employees, is supported by data centers that are poisoning Black communities, doesn't even look good, and no one asked for it, but do you have to be so MEAN about it"

A smiling middle-aged cartoonist-- me, Zander Cannon-- holding a copy of SLEEP, published by Image Comics

A beautiful high concept cover of the comic book SLEEP by cartoonist Kevin Cannon, depicting the town from the story as a cube that has sinister blue light erupting from the top.

A Youngblood tie-in cover for the comic book SLEEP depicting the speedster character Doc Rocket running into the grayscale and red town.

A triptych of the three previously mentioned covers for SLEEP number 7.

It's that ❄️magical season❄️ again! What could be happening this week, you ask? That's correct, it is the release of the seventh issue of my comic book SLEEP! With a high-concept variant cover by the incredible Kevin Cannon and an incomprehensible Youngblood tie-in variant by me! On sale Wed 12/24!

Poster for Superman: The Movie

Poster for It's a Wonderful Life.

Since the last time I posted this, I shut down the Twitter account hosting the original, so here it is again. From my incomplete list of 500 Great Superman Family stories:

Are you familiar with director Frank Capra’s iconic Christmas film “It’s A Wonderful Life” (1946)? Let me walk you through it…

#SpiderMan #ItalianSpiderMan #Sketch #CharacterDesigner #AnimationArtist #ThomasPerkins

Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.

As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet

This is the compromise? This is the bipartisanship? This is the civility? This is the return to normalcy? This is the price of winning? WHAT WILL YOU HAVE WON

Here I have done a drawing of dearly departed professional wrestler Mr. Brodie Lee

Happy birthday to the big man.
Brodie Lee Forever.

I will NEVER vote for a politician who votes for anti-trans legislation. Never. I don't care who it is, it's a dead issue. Move on. If my vote is so important to the future of democracy they should have thought of that before they voted to exterminate my child.

They're not trying to get you hooked, they're banking on the NEXT generation getting hooked, or being born into a world where they don't know any different. AI is a long-term gamble.

Dreamhouse: An Existential Suspense Graphic Novella A couple is challenged with a test of their relationship and survival in the form of a mid century modern house.

I just backed @robertwilsoniv.bsky.social's Dreamhouse: An Existential Suspense Graphic Novella on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/rob...

Superman (Christopher Reeve) giving Lex Luthor (Gene Hackman) a sassy look.

As far as I'm aware, no superhero has a rogues gallery quite as consistently *bald* as Superman's ferocious flock of follicly-challenged foes. Dozens of chrome-domed criminals have made Superman the ire of their depilated deviousness over the decades, so let's meet SUPERMAN'S BALDEST FOES!

Hopefully we'll discuss it on the next episode but this was an inexpensive option and it still was great and fun!

I know I'm dumb as hell, but it feels like I'm at least smarter than so many people who make way more money than me so I should be able to figure out something to do that makes more money

Today, we released the first episode of Season 6 of Friends on Friends and are officially halfway through our journey watching every movie starring a friend from Friends!

Going to use this opportunity to run down all the movies we've covered so far with a few thoughts on each.

Truly

A picture of "Play-Doh Scented Butter"

I know that this is Play-doh that smells like butter, but you cannot tell me that it's not written like butter that smells like Play-doh

𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙋𝙔 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙀𝙉! 🎃

LOGGING ON

Right?? Those costumes always felt kinda Halloween coded to me anyway, so it works.

🎃It's a Halloween miracle!🎃

Based on an actual @denobel.bsky.social Halloween costume!
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Here I have drawn a Halloween version of the show's regular artwork featuring cartoon versions of the hosts dressed as "Vampire Superman" and Frankenberry and a giant Superman emblem jack-o'-lantern

🎃 𝕄𝕪 𝕊𝕡𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕪 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕊𝕦𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 returns for a special 🅷🅰🅻🅻🅾🆆🅴🅴🅽 episode! 🦇

Chris and Jacob have each watched a Super Friends episode about a classic horror movie monster, so gather around the campfire and listen to these tales of terror! 🔊🔗⬇️

This seems very likely!

So, I was listening to the "My Summer with Superman" podcast today with @thechrishaley.bsky.social and @denobel.bsky.social .

They were talking about "ping ween" but my brain thought they said "PENG-ween" and got the idea for these little doodles. I may have to go back and revisit these.

Image of a personal trainer who enjoys competing in demolition derbies named Purple Roundy competing on American Gladiators

"A personal trainer who enjoys competing in demolition derbies" 🫡

Here I am holding a copy of SUPERMAN (2025) on 4K Ultra-HD Blu-ray

LOOK WHAT CAME A WEEK EARLY AND ON MY ACTUAL BIRTHDAY!