Dipper Squeakington 🐭💙😈🔞

Back in Mass and UGH what I'd give to be taken for walkies

Insane supernatural pull

I hate Valkyrae but those white ppl jokes were objectively the funniest shit she's done in awhile

4 panel comic Panel 1: A group of people just having a lovely time. Everyone is laughing Panel 2: An absolute Federal Agent appears in the middle of the group laughing like an obnoxious robot Panel 3: The group quickly disperses, leaving the gross creepy agent by himself Panel 4: The agent touches his ear and says “arrest their moms”

the US government has arrived on bluesky

Congratulations to the Toronto Blue Jays for finally making me root for the Seattle Mariners

Remembering this sonic video I made

We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.

Bro someone get rid of Hasan Piker's channel already and take his dog away, he's not bringing much anything of value to the world right now

Me: commissioning my sona in a slutty nun costume
The HALO Reach announcer jumpscaring my hyper religious parents: B E T R A Y E D

Yes, the hyperbole is that the next step should be jumping off a scyscraper. You're SO close.

It's a stereotypical way for rich guys to kill themselves especially, hence why I used it. You hear about business execs, stock guys, CFOs and all that stuff, taking the long walk off a short bridge all the time.

I wouldn't say advocating. I'm indifferent to what the guy actually does during or with his life. Granted, if he did the thing, I wouldn't feel much, but that's because I was never an active fan of the stuff he made. The point of it was dark, hyperbolic humor, and the fact he can go fuck himself

I'd rather eat glass

I'm killing myself

Don't worry! I'm an expert at massages

Now GIVE ME YOUR KNEES-

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Tantrum???? Bro I just find it hilarious

Your username tells me you don't know what to take seriously and what to take as hyperbole

If this is your body type hmu

So where's the application-

Low-key hoping Bill Burr is only doing Riyadh for the money, because if he's secretly gonna try to pull a fast one on the Saudi royals and make fun of them he's not making it back to the States

Orb

Y'all will never guess what this is for

Been in the similar though recently with Fall allergies and my too-small sinuses. It desperately want to just huff nasal spray all day, but the last thing I need is to get addicted to nerd juice

You could even top it with 151 and set it on fire to celebrate how he's going to hell

I'd like to propose a new drink: the Charlie Kirk shot.

It's a green tea shot with mint schnapps instead of peach, and grenadine floated on top.

How fucking stoned was I

Even better

this can't be the future dippin dots was the icecream of