Stray ✨🐈‍⬛ 🪡

YouTube video by Forrest Valkai The Hangman

A poem, for no raisin.

That doesn't sound true 😂(read true)

At least we are honest

This isn't exactly what I was looking for.

I'm just here to disappoint you

Just normal scrolling for someone with a spicy brain

Really sad that I forgot to bring my ladder when I moved a few weeks ago. Now I have to buy another one. I think I'm more upset about that than having to fix a massive roof leak before we get more snow this weekend.

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Maybe you were just thirsty

Well shit 😔

That sounds soooooooo gross

My girl breakfast for today is 6 chocolate chip cookies I just baked. And a handful of freshly cubed cheddar cheese.
And water because I'm too distracted to make coffee

Love is not enough to maintain healthy relationship. You have to actually LIKE your partner and invest in their interests too

You'd think. I need to add my cashapp to my profile 🤣

It's one of my red flags

Bad yelling 😤

Going to keep a running thread of these 🤣.

Magic Eater: Manipulation

Y'all know the stereotype of the black lady in the movie theatre? Well that's me in the book I'm halfway through. I don't think I've ever yelled at a main character more.

That one tooooo

Where do you even get more of that?

Every time I spell Crochet I read it with a hard T in my head, I pronounce island as two words in my head too. 🥹😂

YouTube video by gruelinglessons s I've Got a Day Named After Me (February 2) ~ Jack Frost (1979)

My favourite holiday!!!

while ppl are looking at my silly bluesky posts, there are discussions of trans people in jeffrey’s emails that discuss our suitability to fulfil these men’s sexual desires. they are dehumanising and of course misgendering, also.

I didn't even mention who I was talking about. Why are y'all liking this‽ 🤣

You've seen them before 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 i posted tits ( and deleted them one people interacted)