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Evan Newell

@newell.bsky.social

Spreadsheets by day πŸ“Š, character sheets by night 🎲. Posts on TTRPGs, art, soccer (COYS), basketball (Celtics).

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Latest posts by newell.bsky.social on Bluesky

He runs hot sometimes, but the red today was BS. He isn't even making a tackle there. He has possession and Casemiro comes flying in recklessly. His foot is on the ground when contact is made. But Casemiro is hurt, and he's got a reputation, so he's booked.

07.02.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Conservative in their kit design, in the transfer window, and on the pitch. Gotta stay consistent!

05.02.2026 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right!? The needs of this summer are *checks notes* largely the same as the needs of last summer.

04.02.2026 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I admit that if Northwestern wasn't in the Big 10, I probably wouldn't have applied there.

04.02.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If Frank is to be believed, they don't want to throw money at stopgap players.

02.02.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Akliouche! Akliouche! Will you do the fandango?

#COYS #Deadlineday

02.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There are glimmers of hope in that second half. Still so negative at the start, though.

01.02.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Archie Gray's purchase is going to look like a bargain in 2 years. What a player.

01.02.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rodri should be off for that

01.02.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sarr putting his back into it

01.02.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just absurd

01.02.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Naturally lol
#COYS

01.02.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Romero coming off instead of Dragusin is ... not great. Hope the captain is OK.

01.02.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh-oh, I've bought MΓ…TTISTEL but my partner hates it.

01.02.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This makes the most sense. Back 5 out of possession, shifting to a 3-4-3 or 4-3-3.

01.02.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet screengrab from Ben Rosen:"  

REPUBLICANS: We're having the military thrown protesters in unmarked vans

DEMOCRATS: mark the vans (with hand clap emoji between words)

Tweet screengrab from Ben Rosen:" REPUBLICANS: We're having the military thrown protesters in unmarked vans DEMOCRATS: mark the vans (with hand clap emoji between words)

28.01.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3708    πŸ” 813    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 22

This is a fake post. Identified as such further stab the comments.

26.01.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A snowy AFC Championship game? Yes please.

25.01.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Blood in the water

24.01.2026 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Intrigued by Spurs lineup today. I like that we're seeing something different--that's what I expected from Frank. Time will tell if it works. #coys

24.01.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, the slop lane has been successful on the right for a decade now.

22.01.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This video filmed by Ben Luhmann shows the moment a federal agent sprayed chemical irritants directly into a man's face in south Minneapolis.

Three agents already had the man pinned to the ground when a fourth agent walked up and sprayed the irritants.

22.01.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 10394    πŸ” 6081    πŸ’¬ 758    πŸ“Œ 646

Now you're talking. Then we come back to the PL in '27 and win that, and it's 4 different leagues in consecutive years.

21.01.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure if this is more a funeral or a public execution, but enjoy either way. I'll be watching from home.

20.01.2026 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pew Research Institute (2023):

β€’ Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants

β€’ Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants

β€’ Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.

And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."

It's *not* about immigration.

18.01.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 47891    πŸ” 20564    πŸ’¬ 1518    πŸ“Œ 1077

It was said last season that had we only managed a draw in some of the one-goal defeats, the record would have looked much better. A pragmatic manager could achieve this. But damn it, that didn't mean we should be satisfied with simply not losing.

19.01.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's Walsh for me. I admit I was ready to write him off. Brad could have traded him for a turkey sandwich and I wouldn't have blinked. He has proved his worth and then some.

19.01.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ridiculous. The last 2 minutes of NFL football are better than any other sport.

19.01.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky has definitely lost that "too nice" feeling

19.01.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have been holding back on saying it, but I'm seeing shades of the 2001 Patriots in this team.

18.01.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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