Clem

Brother that's just Saturday

I’d take “shutting the fuck up until United win the treble” please

Ok I think the usual pyro/smoke machine stuff is a bit naff but acceptable. This is too close to Pit Bull half time show for my liking.

golden ballet pump :/

That's great John - I live in this scheme and it's made a huge difference. Do you know when the final decision will be made to make it permanent?

Read this headline as an East Londoner (UK), realised it was about East London (South Africa), felt a small sense of loss. @london.gov.uk we now need to rename everything east of Spitalfields in tandem.

Can we re-sign Sterling for just this game?

I'd go:

Kepa;
Nichols, Mosquera, Salmon, Lewis-Skelly;
Merino, Eze, Norgaard;
Madueke, Harriman-Annous, Sagoe Jr

Show this fixture the contempt it deserves

Pretty much. Last matchday dead rubbers for the most part (especially Arsenal). And you could understand why fans of all three clubs might want to have a football break right now!

Trade threats have escalated from 'prod' to 'bazooka'. We are not yet at the 'banana bomb' phase. Heaven forbid we enter 'concrete sheep' discussions or enact the 'holy hand grenade' contingency

Reporting "bazooka" in quotes surely outs your source to one of 2 or 3 people in the world who use that word

Knew a guy once whose entire job was to make royalty-free versions of songs that would've otherwise been prohibitively expensive to license for ads etc. Bloc Party, White Stripes, Foster The People all among top hits. Wouldn't be suprised if it's this - or equally, an AI equivalent

"Another Hull is possible"

A finger curls on the monkey's paw

It should be a 14 minute long black-and-white industrial metal music video directed by Srdjan Spasojevic, with the soundtrack by Aphex Twin and Rammstein

The big movie companies pay their IPs way too much respect to allow any artistry. Get Greta Gerwig to do a Tom Bombadil special, fuck it

It's like HS2 all over again

I've vowed to go the next year I have a London-based Christmas (maybe next year) - probably with kids in tow. Come with for a 9am Guinness and mystery meat?

From experience, this wouldn't be accurate because most parents I know only film the bit(s) their kid(s) are in.

Geneva Convention: ""torture" means any act by which severe pain or suffering, whether physical or mental, is intentionally inflicted on a person for such purposes as ... punishing him for an act he or a third person has committed"

I can see the results of said act, and they're singing Jingle Bells

I'd say we should commission a report, but I couldn't live with the guilt of sending someone to collect the primary data

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I won't incriminate myself by saying how long it took me to realise

I had this once but the thing I forgot was "I have a child that needs to be collected from nursery". Please never mention this to Clarisse

Hell yeah pie mash and liquor posting

Isle of Dongs

I have a theory he's Olivier Giroud's Luigi

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