Keith Beecham

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

22.09.2025 23:21 — 👍 32792    🔁 6539    💬 392    📌 247

It’s Marchand

22.05.2025 02:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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Slava Ukrainii!

01.03.2025 00:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It does my cold heart good to hear you say that, Charlie

26.02.2025 01:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just to reconfirm:

21.01.2025 13:58 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

the week between christmas and new year is airport rules, none of this is real

30.12.2024 23:05 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Would that be the day they are washed, or the day they make it back onto the bed?

30.12.2024 02:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly his best course of action would probably be to make a lot of noise about the policies he’s going to enact, not actually enact any of them, but then point to the already declining numbers and take credit. I don’t think he or his advisors are smart enough to do that, but we’ll see

26.11.2024 16:35 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

There’s a lot of new people here, so hi!

Love is love

Gender is a spectrum

The singular they/them has been in regular use in the English language for hundreds of years

If you can manage to call a newlywed Mrs <married name>, then you can figure out how to not deadname a person

Have a nice day!

26.11.2024 16:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

a man wearing a hat and glasses is holding a clipboard with the word heart on it Alt: Adam Savage from Mythbusters explains the difference between screwing around and science

26.11.2024 16:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who am IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?

Who am I?

17.09.2024 02:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’d rather catheterize myself with a soiled didgeridoo

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