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@uhactually.bsky.social

Though this may look like regular old chicken, don't be fooled: it’s buzzing with the bright flavors of ginger and lime. (he/him)

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Clearly true

07.10.2025 17:30 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🎶 When you try your best but you don’t succeed 🎶

07.10.2025 15:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ALITO
Now this website is called Reddit?

ATTORNEY
Yes.

ALITO
Can I access it on my phone? Do I need an app?

ATTORNEY
There’s an app available.

ALITO
Uh-huh. Does that work with my wifi?

KAGAN
I’ve used it. I love the cat memes on there.

07.10.2025 12:33 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Has Glorious Leader Trump Made Chocolate Too Delicious? We Dig In To The Data

06.10.2025 15:00 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The situation is not at all the same because there’s lots of Trump criticism in other mainstream outlets and in independent outlets, but it’s uncanny how much the Post in particular is like a parody of North Korean or Soviet state media.

06.10.2025 14:59 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

At my old law firm we used to joke about so-and-so being a "Third Amendment specialist" because it was so incredibly funny to imagine a Third Amendment case ever happening. Kristi Noem is a second away from telling everyone to hold her beer. bsky.app/profile/port...

05.10.2025 23:26 — 👍 257    🔁 49    💬 7    📌 2

Here’s the thing about Curtis Yarvin making plans to flee the country: yeah bitch we are going to win and your friends are going to jail.

05.10.2025 21:41 — 👍 68    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Musical about authoritarianism called “‘Rendt”

05.10.2025 13:42 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

🥖

05.10.2025 05:06 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

what's funny is, as always, the liberals and progressives are ruminating over this and grappling with it long after the people who swore this meant a whirlwind would be reaped have completely forgotten about it. you can forget about it too!

04.10.2025 18:00 — 👍 680    🔁 81    💬 16    📌 4

There will be one in November. There always is and people are always surprised about it.

04.10.2025 18:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Okay in fairness Mr. Computers he also went to “Yale”

03.10.2025 22:19 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So the cycle from here is 1. Criticism of Taylor goes viral which is 2. Framed by right wing influencers as "the left" turning on Taylor because she 3. Is getting married and made an album about her husband so 4. "Why do Democrats hate marriage/men/women/families/straight people"

03.10.2025 12:56 — 👍 95    🔁 6    💬 6    📌 0

Reading comprehension check

03.10.2025 12:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

People love saying stuff like this as if it’s insightful. I can help out here. The difference is that race is a social construct and even if it weren’t would involve treating people unfairly based on very limited information about them whereas LLMs are COMPUTER PROGRAMS.

03.10.2025 12:42 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Being a Taylor Swift fan is the shitlib line I cannot cross. I will always be a hater. She’s a great talent if you hate lyrics and music.

03.10.2025 12:28 — 👍 48    🔁 3    💬 15    📌 1

I mean Severance is good but what else

03.10.2025 12:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I would say everyone should cancel their Apple TV+ subscriptions, but what kind of idiot subscribed to Apple TV+?

03.10.2025 04:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i looked at the methodology for this and it is
a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and
b. p-hacked

03.10.2025 02:15 — 👍 9440    🔁 2488    💬 131    📌 139

Wait, Tyler Cowen has been writing about how to find virgins since 2009 while he was a professor at George Mason University

02.10.2025 21:04 — 👍 2679    🔁 737    💬 238    📌 232

bsky.app/profile/utop...

02.10.2025 19:12 — 👍 45    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

Literally everything they do now is dressed in the language of a serial abuser. It’s impossible to miss. Daddy hits you only when you cry.

02.10.2025 19:11 — 👍 209    🔁 42    💬 4    📌 2

Unfortunately the one category of people that does recognize this is white American Catholics

02.10.2025 18:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m so tired of this stuff. People on here were mad, including me! It was worth being mad about! That was the obvious goal of the campaign! Why are we pretending that didn’t happen?

02.10.2025 18:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“One of the greatest songwriters of the twenty first century”

02.10.2025 15:36 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

If you have the obligations and have been treating each other like you are married, in what sense are you “not married”?

02.10.2025 17:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why? On certain visions of “orthodoxy” what you have to say is that well uh they contracted certain obligations through treating each other as if they were married but they technically weren’t. Okay fine, but in that case what purpose is being served by insisting on the technicality?

02.10.2025 17:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I do also think there are other problems here. Like for example, Catholics who marry without permission of the church supposedly don’t even have a “natural marriage.” Yet someone who does this clearly acts unjustly if, after years of such an arrangement, he throws over his wife for a younger woman.

02.10.2025 17:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There’s no reason you can’t just say “sacramental marriage” when you mean that and otherwise tolerate whatever meaning people are giving the term.

02.10.2025 17:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I wouldn’t be against that but I think just toning down the obnoxiousness would be enough. For example a general acceptance that most people when they say “marriage” are talking about a formally recognized relationship between two people and not about a sacrament specifically.

02.10.2025 17:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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