Sexy Mojo Jojo

The sacred bond between an autistic person and the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

I tried to plug my vibrator in with the lights off and I kept missing and my first thought was “Sherlock’s gonna think I’m an alcoholic”

Farted away my stomachache

Just a little something to take the edge off

“You missed a potential match!” I assure you, I did not.

Putting “6’2 if it matters” on my Hinge profile while being visibly under 5’3

churning out smut so I can get an audience for the rest of my work makes me feel like when fall out boy went mainstream to fund their screamo music

Please don’t tell me what my hair looks like from the back, that’s none of my business 🧡

It really should’ve been a clue that the only men I’m attracted to either looked like girls, are girls, or are girlypop

Be so fr with me did anyone actually go outside during Nickelodeon’s world wide day of play?

I’m like if a loverboy was actually a really big hater

Y’all wanna see the most insane options for a DoorDash order of pasta?

Hunger Games arena idea: the girl’s bathroom at 2 am right before Gasolina starts playing

Zuko and Azula are the perfect examples of daddy issues vs mommy issues bc daddy issues will give you anger issues and a complicated relationship with authority figures whereas mommy issues will make you absolutely fucking psychotic

The best part about being nonbinary is I get to be a faggot and a dyke

Demisexual in the sense that I’m traumatized, lesbian in the sense that I’m in heat

Sometimes I play Skyrim on an entrance randomizer and it’s gotten to the point where I can tell which dungeon I’m in by the entrance alone. I cannot express the desperation in which I need to get laid.

Yeah there’re no real reason to celebrate this country rn but we gotta admit we really killed it with making hot dogs the official food of the holiday

Got a new vibrator, meaning I have to officially retire Ol’ Reliable. She was a better friend to me than most. If you see one set of footprints in the sand, that was when she carried me.

Having a crisis in therapy and my therapist goes “well at least you’re a lesbian” and honestly she’s so right that really helped