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Backed so fast the web page made a noise like me hitting a punching bag

they. keep. asking. for. copy. about. dice

Illustration. A woman holding her phone says "Oh Charlotte, you know anime. My son's dressing up as one for Halloween, see if you know the character..." I, sat at my desk typing, turn to face her, saying "Sure let me see-" In a thought bubble next to my head are some cool anime guys like Goku and that guy with the blindfold from Jujutsu Kaisen. Close-up on the phone, it's an amazon listing for an Astolfo cosplay. Like, Astolfo the trans woman from Fate/Apocrypha. Crop top, skirt and all. I look at this image with an expression of shock, shakily uttering "y.. yeah, i know that one...."

Actual thing that happened at work today
#chipwisemanart

Alien, 1979. (Directed by Ridley Scott)

remember how politicians and journos just lied and lied and lied about trans healthcare and created the space for doubt by talking constantly about the need for clarity as if the science weren’t settled already

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

Holy smokes, just saw that @pcgamer.com covered the Palestine games charity bundle too!!! Thank you so much for the coverage!! ❤️

www.pcgamer.com/games/you-ca...

This is an entire one page RPG called It Didn't Say Anywhere In The Rules That A Dog COULDN'T Play Basketball. You can download a text-only version of it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/it-didnt-say-in-136764500

Thirty years ago, that dog beat you at basketball.

Now it's back to ruin your second wedding.

It Didn't Say Anywhere In The Rules That A Dog COULDN'T Play Basketball is this month's comedy horror one-page TTRPG.

PDFs, text-only version and "design notes" here: www.patreon.com/posts/it-did...

oh so ur excited for europa universalis 5? you might also enjoy gay sex

A two panel comic. The first panel is labeled "Me in 2003:" with a Waddle Dee walking up to Masahiro Sakurai in front of a Kirby Air Ride game box. He is saying to Sakurai, "One copy of Kirby Air Ride please." The second panel is nearly identical but labeled "Me in 2025:" and has Susie from Kirby: Planet Robobot walking up to Sakurai in front of a Kirby Air Riders game box. She is saying to Sakurai, "One copy of Kirby Air Riders please."

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This is now my standard set of authorial disclaimers: 1) No, not everything in my fiction is something I want/believe. 2) No, that sex scene isn't gratuitous, and that's not what "gratuitous" means. 3) No, I cannot stop people from blowing up the moon.

Undefeated strategy:

hot girls going through it summer

a cool thing all of us who get humble bundle emails can do: shit right in their email marketing metrics by opening this e-mail and clicking the unsubscribe link at the bottom. email marketers see how many unsubscribes they get from specific emails. make this a problem for them :)

a moment in time

a zine called who shares the restroom code with ice agents

interior page, asking questions about ice agent lives and guilt

here is a hard-hitting new zine from the ever-amazing @marc-fischer.bsky.social

Zinnia, Valley's Voice {U}{R}{W} Legendary Creature — Bird Bard Flying Zinnia gets +X/+0, where X is the number of other creatures you control with base power 1. Creature spells you cast have offspring {2}. (You may pay an additional {2} as you cast a creature spell. If you do, when that creature enters, create a 1/1 token copy of it.)

Sonic the Hedgehog {1}{U}{R}{W} Legendary Creature — Hedgehog Warrior Haste Gotta Go Fast — Whenever Sonic the Hedgehog attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with flash or haste. Whenever a creature you control with flash or haste is dealt damage, create a tapped Treasure token.

Oh important MTG tech

If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant

She is your ex’s ex and she likes you on Tinder. You are a lesbian

My latest for KXAN -- #txlege will take up a trans restroom ban in a busy special session.

Sci-Fi author: I created the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Trans women: In my erotica series “The Agony Nucleus” I made the Torment Nexus a sexy allegory for my own personal struggles to get off cathartically to

A drawing of a cute, smiling furby, accompanied by the words "I am unconcerned about the question of free will i don't care if my life is nothing but sensory inputs and involuntary responses put your fingers in my mouth"

I cannot stop designing extremely powerful and moving t-shirt designs this is as much a gift as it is a curse
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call me and my meta two peas the way we in a pod

call my girlfriend a pod the way two peas are in her

I'm a lesbian so anything that makes me whimper like a little bitch is a woman, faggot

My statement on Donald Trump's threat to deport me and his praise for Eric Adams, who the President "helped out" of legal accountability.

Would you still love me if I started posting piping hot pride discourse takes in the marketplace of Ideas

the notion of artistic quality is completely alien to C-suites. all they understand is scale. number of articles pumped out, size of video game, number of views, everything flattened not even to two dimensions but one, a single line reaching for the heavens. dogs can see more color than them

lyric comic to pink in the night, by mitski. page 1 text: and i know i've kissed you before, but i didn't do it right. scene 1: a little boy and girl are sitting in the rain. the boy wipes away tears, having tripped and scratched a knee. the girl leans forward to kiss the small wound. scene 2: the two friends are in elementary school, holding hands. the boy looks at a picture depicting a mom, dad, and child.

page 2 text: can i try again, try again, try again. scene 1: high school. they lie on the floor during a study session, but they only have eyes for each other. scene 2: college. the same couple, only now they are two girls, kissing in bed. scene 3: the girls are getting married, exchanging a sweet kiss in a field of flowers. sunset colors cast warm light onto their wedding dresses.

page 3 text: try again, and again, and again. scene 1: the girls are moving in together. one dozes off against an unpacked moving box as the other kisses her head. scene 2: disneyland. both wear minnie mouse ears as they take a selfie, laughing at the kiss mark one has left on her wife's cheek. scene 3: the childhood friends have grown older. one woman hides a bouquet behind her back as they kiss over breakfast.

page 4 text: and again, and again, and again? scene 1: the women wake up in bed together, hints of grey in their hair. one kisses the other's bare shoulder. scene 2: a winter walk. they kiss as their dog plays in the snow. scene 3: the shore of a beach. the wives have greying hair and fine wrinkles, but they're still just as in love. they hold each other close, laughing, full of affection.

pink in the night (2019)