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๐Ÿ”ž He/him/his. Married, middle-aged gym gay. D&D is my jam, cigar and pipe dads are my weakness. Here for smut but boring in real life. RVA ig: cursedzunidoll

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Monk apparently

Monk apparently

Hmm

08.02.2026 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Some man's tits

Some man's tits

To whoever stole my "I โค๏ธ Men's Tits" button from off my gym bag

08.02.2026 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Richmond, VA (usually geared toward younger visitors but last night was for adults only). This was from an exhibit on poison, and it included some fun folklore.

08.02.2026 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A taxidermied rabbit on hind legs and under sinister lighting, offering man a poisonous root and introducing death into the world

A taxidermied rabbit on hind legs and under sinister lighting, offering man a poisonous root and introducing death into the world

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Things you see at the science museum

08.02.2026 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 110    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chรผdmaxxing

07.02.2026 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kids are staring into the Deadlights and uploading it to Tiktok, calling it "Pennywising"

07.02.2026 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Still from "The Vourdalak," a 2023 French vampire film, showing the vampire (portrayed by an effectively creepy puppet) about to bite into his grandson

Still from "The Vourdalak," a 2023 French vampire film, showing the vampire (portrayed by an effectively creepy puppet) about to bite into his grandson

The Vourdalak (2023)

25.01.2026 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A black goth kitten

A black goth kitten

Update: the neighborhood goth boutique has kittens now

24.01.2026 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜Š

24.01.2026 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks man. โค๏ธ I know the *real* power move is accepting the body we have

(And yet..)

24.01.2026 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
House Atreides from the David Lynch version of Dune, with the phrase "Long Live the Fighters," and yes I know Paul isn't the hero but it looks cool anyway

House Atreides from the David Lynch version of Dune, with the phrase "Long Live the Fighters," and yes I know Paul isn't the hero but it looks cool anyway

MN right now

24.01.2026 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Grow, dammit

24.01.2026 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Guy in glasses, ball cap, and leather jacket smoking a cigar

Guy in glasses, ball cap, and leather jacket smoking a cigar

18.01.2026 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Achieved "Purification" on Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, after much struggle and swearing

11.01.2026 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe I'll be at the MAL cigar brunch on Saturdee

11.01.2026 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Francine the Lowe's cat

Francine the Lowe's cat

I'll never pass up a chance to post Francine

09.01.2026 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A t shirt featuring Winkie's Diner from "Mulholland Drive"

A t shirt featuring Winkie's Diner from "Mulholland Drive"

My MIL got me this for Xmas and the optical technician thought it was cool. Microdosing validation

06.01.2026 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The motherfucking Demon of Hatred from "Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice"

The motherfucking Demon of Hatred from "Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice"

Got his ass ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ

28.12.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Phantom of the Paradise

The Phantom of the Paradise

"Phoenixxxx..."

28.12.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday!

28.12.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's Christmas Eve, don't forget to leave out a plate of black coffee for David Lynch

24.12.2025 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After finishing Yotei, I'm still hungry for swords so I'm finally giving Sekiro a try. It's a From Software game so that means it's hard and also everyone is sick

28.11.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's got the best character (Garak) and the worst character (Kai Winn).

28.11.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hope you feel better soon!

28.11.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bald guy in leather harness smoking cigar

Bald guy in leather harness smoking cigar

Giving thanks

28.11.2025 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 104    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
William S. Burroughs - A Thanksgiving Prayer
YouTube video by williamburroughsVEVO William S. Burroughs - A Thanksgiving Prayer
27.11.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The World Of The Heterosexuals A Sick And Boring Life GIF Alt: Aunt Ida from "Female Trouble," worrying about her straight nephew and warning him the world of heterosexual is a sick and boring life

Aunt Ida says

25.11.2025 04:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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23.11.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's been an incredible game and I'm sad to be nearing the end!

23.11.2025 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A "samurai party platter" of Kroger sushi and a modest bottle of sake

A "samurai party platter" of Kroger sushi and a modest bottle of sake

My gay agenda tonight is playing Ghost of Yotei and eating all of this by myself

23.11.2025 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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