Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion

A fitting photo for Hump Day.

06.08.2025 15:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Cheers, mate. It's now offically gin o'clock here.

06.08.2025 15:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Why isn't #eatabagofdicks trending here on Bluesky?

06.08.2025 15:41 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Ladies, that loud noise you can hear is the sound of 1000s of vaginas slamming shut.

06.08.2025 15:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Britannica Unchained

06.08.2025 15:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Without a toilet being available.💩

06.08.2025 14:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Carter Fuck gets fucked - delicious!

06.08.2025 14:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Schadenfreunde is a wonderful thing."

And the dildo of karma rarely arrives lubed.

06.08.2025 14:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is there a quota? Asking for the Cape Buffalo.

06.08.2025 14:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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06.08.2025 14:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man of the PayPal

06.08.2025 13:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a girl in a black sweater is holding a telephone with the words `` happy wednesday '' written on it . ALT: a girl in a black sweater is holding a telephone with the words `` happy wednesday '' written on it .

A very good day to you, Vincent!

06.08.2025 12:57 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

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Live footage of Tiny Tommeh "Ten Names" Robinson and Führage fighting it out like the real men that they are...

06.08.2025 12:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

two cats are standing next to each other on the floor . ALT: two cats are standing next to each other on the floor .

Live footage of Tiny Tommeh "Ten Names" Robinson and Führage fighting it out like the real men that they are...

06.08.2025 12:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Witkoff is only there to pick up the newest orders for the Tangerine Toddler.

06.08.2025 11:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"And I checked them for tissues"

And tissues in a washing machine sounds like a lady thing.🤣

06.08.2025 11:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Morning, Wren. I hope it's just some loose coins clanking around in your washing machine - happens to me all the time when I'm money laundering.

06.08.2025 11:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bugger, not the best way to start my day!

06.08.2025 10:53 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You were tall enough to reach the top shelf when you were 12? Wow!

06.08.2025 10:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So I wasn't the only one...

06.08.2025 10:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good day, Dean. Enjoy your day with your family and assorted animals.

06.08.2025 10:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sukie, good morning.

You're a poet,
now you know it.

06.08.2025 10:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Clearly not!

06.08.2025 10:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Letty, good morning. Wishing you a great day.

06.08.2025 10:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How low we have sunk!

06.08.2025 10:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Zu sehen ist der Kopf einer männlicher Figur. Die linke Hälfte vom Gesicht ist mit einer Maske gedeckt. Mund, Kinn, und Nase sind erkennbar, der Rest vom Kopf ist in Schatten.

'Minimalismus' #FotoVorschlag

Mathildenhöhe, Darmstadt

06.08.2025 09:57 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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05.08.2025 22:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

❤️

05.08.2025 22:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

as long as you ain't "tanned" like the Tangerine Toddler...

05.08.2025 22:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Here's my snowy owl from yesterday...

05.08.2025 22:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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