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AI is revolutionizing the world! A Playstation now costs $5,000 and this is the last phone you will ever own.

Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy I've teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD.

I’m going to start drinking seed oil straight from the bottle

ceramic mug based on a panel from Junji Ito's horror manga The Enigma of Amigara Fault. The panel shows a bespectacled man clamoring into a man-shaped hole in a cliffside as he says, "This is my hole! It was made for me!". in this riff, the handle of the mug is the man climbing into a black man shaped space glazed into the design of the mug

TH...THIS IS MY MUG!
IT WAS MADE FOR ME!

its the Moschino cheeseburger skirt. the skirt is in the 3d shape of a burger with pickles and lettuce and everything. its looks completely fake but it is real and it is four thousand dollars

hey chat can I borrow $4,000 real quick

Mary L Trump (@marytrump) Let’s turn the page on Presidents’ Day

For President's Day, Donald posted a picture of himself trying to look tough (he looked like my grandmother, but she never wore that much makeup), and this quote:

"I was the hunted. Now I’m the hunter."

Another reason to stop celebrating this holiday.

Year of the Fire Horse

a photo of a cat looking down at the camera under the door, his face slightly obscured by his fluff

I took a pic of alfie from under the door 😭

Yeah nah this game was dead from the start. Sorry there is no world where Highguard lives past like a year.

It’s a rat snake with two heads

Today I saw a two-headed snake

🐎

Three panel comic. Panel 1: office break room. One coworker opens a pink box of donuts and says “ooo… who brought donuts?” Another coworker, disinterested at another table, says “idk.” Panel 2: the first coworker, grabbing a donut, says, “don’t mind if I—“ and is suddenly and violently pulled up and out of frame. Panel 3: two fish are sitting in a boat, fishing. One says, “I got one!”

Shiny Dunsparce doughnut! This cutie is looking for a forever home~ cutevilletreasures.etsy.com
#bsnm #pokemon #art #plush #needlefelting

If this is true: Then it's being rushed out with no wider thought to how it would impact the economy as a whole and millions of jobs. This is not "just like the internet boom impact on employment"

If this is false: then MS is just straight up propagandizing LLMs to try and make Number Keep Go Up

It's not true.

But we do need to directly tax unqualified CEOs like this who are paid to tell these lies.

The general public must apprehend and Directly Tax the rich until middle class is the starting point for all Americans.

Microsoft AI CEO Mustafa Suleyman says most white-collar work "will be fully automated by an AI within the next 12 to 18 months.”

If that’s true, it’s an economic earthquake.

We need a moratorium on new AI data centers to make sure AI works for workers, not just billionaires.

Hibernating ladybirds waiting for spring on a wall

Day 1328 of #IansDailyPhotoChallenge and even the ladybugs are now having meetings, asking how long it is until spring 🤗🐞🐞🐞❤️ #inspiringnature #wildlife #naturephotography #MentalHealthMatters
#365DaysWild

#DidYouKnow that today is #FatTuesday, aka #MardiGras?
❤️💛💙

photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

ABSOLUTE BATMAN 20 cover. Get ready.
@nickdragotta.bsky.social @dc.com

Ali Bati's meme horse in LEGO.

Glad that people _do_ recognize it :-)

manuschwendener.ch/horses

#LEGO #AliBati #SFW2025 #Skærbæk2025

Dr. Manhattan sits alone on a vast empty pink Martian plain

It is 1996. The American president was born in 1946.

It is 2006. The American president was born in 1946.

It is 2016. The American president was born in 1946.

It is 2026. The American president was born in 1946.

So we launched an unprovoked military operation, seized and sold a foreign country’s natural resources, and stashed the profits in a bank in Qatar.

The Energy Secretary calls this “diplomacy,” but I don’t think that word means what he thinks it means.

I don’t think anyone acquainted with the Epstein files can deny that the Republican Party is sincerely committed to putting children to work.

In a way, not surprising at all. Public officials like Dr. Birx (who was actually a respected expert on AIDS before Covid) and Fauci often restrained Trump's impulses and Trump hated it. He believes Covid cost him the election (and it did). His new appointees are a revenge against public health.

They want us to follow the norms of American law when it comes to ICE identification **and** they want us to follow the norms of American law when it comes to voter ID?

I mean, this stuff is just intellectually inconsistent if, like Tom Emmer, you were repeatedly kicked in the head by a mule.

I see the talking points have been issued, and they're going to parrot them no matter how stupid they are

Someone gave this man--who isn't even bright enough to steal with a skeleton key--$30,000.

Today was the day my spirit shattered.

oh yeah every now and then you tell people it WASN'T kool-aid and they just don't believe you because as a phrase it's so ingrained in western culture

this is, of course, the least of their sins...

but such behaviors are indicative of the absolute craptitude of moronic entitlement of these losers