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A purple sticker that "May you have the confidence of a mediocre white man".

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "May you have the confidence of a mediocre white man" Sticker. I feel like I should be offended by this, but as a mediocre white man I am far too confident to let it bother me.
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him too

The world would be immensely better if more religions and their believers had even a tenth of the dedication the Sikhs do to doing good for people with no gatekeeping or expectations of anything other than "you are a fellow human in need and we can help you"

The LLM thing is remarkable because if anyone was like "I never went to medical school anyway here's my magic anti disease device pls give 100 billion" they'd be laughed out the room or beaten with sticks but we're supposed to let guys who never read a book hand us an app claiming it'll write them

Kash Patel wears a camo polo shirt with a trucker cap and mid-brown pants inside a gym.

menswear writer here 👋 camo will not hide you inside a gym

Trump shaking hands with Gianni Infantino, the head of FIFA. A shadow on his face looks like makeup

Guys I know it’s funny but this is a shadow

Mind you his makeup does look insane

i need you to know on tumblr its automated system flagged this as not safe for work content?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

give me pompompurin you piece of shit blind box if I get one more cinnamoroll

i'm home now and thankfully its a card that's ok to have money on it (digital receipt only so i couldn't check in store) but whew. if it had been the other card....

I dropped my wallet when I was taking out my card to pay and apparently the wallet was in close enough proximity to the touchless pay that one of the cards in my wallet authorized payment but I have no clue which one 😭

So far as I've been able to tell, Talarico is that rarest of things: a genuinely faithful Christian (rather than a follower of the Americanist Heresy) in politics. He's absolutely worth donating to.

Lol. Our problem is not with the employees. #NotGoingBack

you can tell leadership is out of touch with what consumers want because if i'm in a rush no one better stop me for any reason and i don't want any small talk

I can't think of a better deterrent for me personally going into a Target. Don't look at me, don't fucking talk to me

It says something about the dismal state of Christianity in America that it's genuinely shocking when a public figure says something that's actually Christ-like.

The national media isn’t going to mention this, so it’s up to the rest of us to do it.

oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis

Talarico understands exactly how to respond to bullies. Rule #1 - run against them and not on the people they demand we shame, shun and revile.

initially thought that this was a shadow being projected on his face. didn’t realize he was in blackface

a bullet with a comically oversized shell

it's never too late to stan the eargesplitten loudenboomer round

A good argument for socialism is $1 trillion can’t buy you happiness

probably once a month I think about how he lied about the circumstances surrounding his son passing, saying he was holdering the baby when he felt his heart stop but it was his (ex) wife holding him, alone, and then he berated her for being “too emotional” about it a whopping three weeks later

most divorced man in existence