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Pathogenic: Become the infection in a 2D roguelike twin-stick shooter - a lone parasite, fighting a biological war.

slugdisco.itch.io/pathogenic

Biggest Revelations From The Epstein Files In compliance with the Epstein Files Transparency Act, the Justice Department has released more than 3 million documents related to the late child sex offender’s prosecution. The Onion shares the bigg...

Biggest Revelations From The Epstein Files

Rainy day

Gruntilda.

four bags of tortilla chips sit on a blue countertop; one Tostitos Original Restaurant Style, one Tostitos Cantina Thin & Crispy, one On The Border Café Stylé, and one La Cocina De Josefina Lightly Seasoned

I think we have a tortilla chip problem.

Only four people live in this house. Do each of us seriously have a favorite to the exclusion of all others?!?!

a sonic the hedgehog video game shows a score of 11,700 ALT: a sonic the hedgehog video game shows a score of 11,700

I love retro games more than modern games tbh😅

Why are we here if the Dinosaurs are gone?

#paleontology
#wronganswersonly

It’s like 5am and I just wanted to make some jello, but my roommates think I “party too hard” just had to sit them down and explain how jello can be non alcoholic. They’re the best, my morning was awful before that

This probably won’t affect me since there’s no possible way I can afford a house without some crime or accidentally becoming wealthy #affordable

This denomination was not stored in a dry place

I think they need the time to hope their new design isn’t already someone’s fanart

Pokemon is basically a thing Nintendo does where once every couple of years they release a new set of character designs and I get to enjoy cute fanart based on these character designs for the next two years. Allegedly, a video game is somehow involved somewhere

Boop

You can see how mad he is that someone is getting more attention, Where’s RFK Jr. isn’t he in charge of health or was he not actually qualified?

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

Average NightShift worker

Those 19 million job vacancies ain't gonna fill themselves y'know 😭

Republicans threw an Islamophobic Hail Mary in the final hours of the New York mayoral election

Crack open an energy drink, sometimes you gotta fight fire with fire

I 100% think they reallocated the funds to keep snap going through the shutdown to either the ballroom or his Halloween party. Though more likely they used it to fund ICE through the shutdown instead of FOOD

Yes, the government should feed us What's the point of living in a society if not to care for one another?

The far-right weirdos who say we have no obligation to care for one another are in the minority.

Most people don’t want our government to suddenly stop feeding the hungry.

Most people want to live in a society where we care for, and feed, each other.

www.jphilll.com/p/yes-the-go...

hey u can vax your puppies against parvovirus, distemper, hepatitis, and parainfluenza as young as 6 weeks old. tell a friend. save a puppy or a few.

YouTube video by Hank Green This Shutdown is Different

People can’t eat or play rent, but at least the White House is being remodeled to look like a cheap condo
#snap
#shutdown

youtu.be/HwLaKBHIT7w

So disappointed with the Halloween turnout this year, less than 20 people. I’m implementing a new rule set

-Halloween starts Sunset ends Sunrise
-Costume optional
-All Ages

#Halloween
#spooky

I want the old version of MTV so I can just listen to music and watch music videos all day I’m stuck listening to the same 4 songs for a while #music #vibe

I didn’t plan on it . . . But now I’m wondering what flavor it is

DO NOT PLAY IN THE FLOOD WATER
DO NOT TAKE LITTLE TASTES OF THE FLOOD WATER

$50,000: Sufficient incentive to treat fellow human beings this way

Chicago ICE Raids By The Numbers https://theonion.com/chicago-ice-raids-by-the-numbers/

Not sure what you’re talking about, pretty sure they used self checkout. “Receipt?” Nah they’re environmentally conscious and chose to save a tree

If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.