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Live at 430pm East, Tourny starts at 5! And yes, there will be a Final Fantasy Sealed event for all you FF nerds 🤓 Hit up the discord for sign ups!

Tarkir Pre-release signups are live in the Discord! Will be scheduled for 4/26 or 4/27 (based on participant availability).

🐉Tarkir Collector boosters for First and Second place!

Perhaps we cardboard gamba tn? Live @11pm EST

The folks who post lists of video games with corresponding emojis fishing for new follows are the same people who would info dump on a dating profile traits that have no weight in dating:

🥰 Stone lovr
🥱 Big sleeper
😷 Seasonal Allergy girly
🤑 Coin seeker
🙉 Racist against pointy eared high elves

2025 will be the year of community events. The Foundation Pre-release event was a blast to host, and I'll 100% be hosting another event for Aetherdrift with an even better prize pool for the participants (The first prize was literal ass. Pic related). You should join!

How I feel after buying Bloomburrow singles of cards that are literally on my uncut sheet instead of cutting them out with the rustiest pair of scissors hanging in the kitchen junk drawer

I'll be brave: I like the new Linkin Park album 🤷‍♂️. I think the new singer, while never going replace Chester, does a good job bringing similar energy.

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Me over the next two weeks as my TCG single orders come rolling in just before the city shuts off my water because the bill got lost in the tornado of cardboard mailers

About to introduce a child to a lifetime of cardboard gambling and anger management classes

Crypto is that super hot, but really crazy person who dumped you twice before, but you keep telling yourself, "it's gonna work this time FOR SURE".

My friends be talented. Hit this up!

Tbh, the chicken bake and cookie are hella mid. Hot Dog, Pizza, and Ice Cream cup (in that order) are the real stars.

Collector Box absolutely popped off last night