Lisa's Muffins

Just what the TERFs need - sex-determining 3D regulatory hubs.

Don't tell Sex Matters or they'll want one in every toilet

Or plays the pipes, especially bagpipes

I just have to change an O on the cook shop sign to a C

Imagine having a friend who subscribes to panpsychism

I was aiming for zero as I don't watch TV or any other video entertainment except the very occasional film at the cinema

Crocuses

More croci

Yet more crocuses

Even more croci

Crocus in the grounds of my tower block

Thousands of them

The Iranians should parachute chemical toilets onto the flight deck as a humanitarian gesture.

US navy's $13bn biggest aircraft carrier drowning in (literal) shit US navy aircraft carrier, the USS Gerald Ford, is having a toilet malfunction and is covered in human waste - oh well

Tee-hee the Aircraft Carrier is as shit-laden as Trump himself.

www.thecanary.co/skwawkbox/20...

Not forgetting the USA's dishonourable history of funding the IRA and other terrorists.

The bigger swagger comes from the US fat arse.

That's a richer and stronger smell of actual shit from the leaking diaper

Now I want to be ill just to spite that fucker Streeting.

Unfortunately despite diabetes and arthritis I'm rarely ill enough to be off work 😭

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Does Canada put all its worst* people in one province?

*Those most like US Americans

It really depends on what you want an Aunt to be.

I'll take mine as mad as a box of frogs, please.

Can report my physics campus was queer* in the old sense of queer.

*Eccentric, one prof played with a bag of industrial diamonds during seminars.

Let's face it Father Ted was based on racism towards the Irish so it's not unusual for him to be racist.

Even better taking or making calls in public should be banned.

We should have little enclosed cabinets on the streets where people can take and make calls.

Wordle 1,711 3/6*

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I'd be upset if I lost £50+

Wet Thursday and Friday for Cleckheaton

Bah, humbug

That's what's wrong with the world

There's a few hours to go yet and it includes a public appearance so ...

Trying out insufferable arrogance today.

How do people like that exist, what is wrong with the education system that allows people like that out in public?

Oh ... yeah ... men

Looks at forecast ...

... Oh dear.

Woohoo my other bike is ready and the bill is £210 rather than the £350 estimate 🥳

It can't last

When I got sent down to the fishmongers as a kid to buy a fillet of smoked haddock I had change from a ten bob note.

Bought a fillet on Saturday - £16.20

I too have a weekday problem but I also tend to ridicule mystics and I don't think they'd like that.

My solution is vote for them then ridicule them in office.

They get my vote because they seem to be the only party not actively trying to kill me and I can put up with a lot of mysticism for that.