Lisa's Muffins

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But my streak is 87 😉

Today Sharron Davies claims she's not and never has been anti-trans.

Also Trump claims he loves immigrants and hates tariffs.

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I've also got a late crop of garden peas too, amazing weather

Give this a read.

NHS faces ‘doom loop’ without AI, says Euan Blair Ex-PM’s son’s company, Multiverse, to help train healthcare staff to use artificial intelligence

This stupid fucker is going to kill the NHS

www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/68e9278...

The weather has been exceptionally warm until today (it's 2C).

It's 17 November in Yorkshire and I've just picked another kilo of tomatoes from my open unheated poly tunnel.

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Most people would have pissed in his pint.

Indeed, especially in cities where there's no need for private cars at all.

Cover of book entitled Warday

This was mine

Roads could be narrowed under Labour to stop cars overtaking cyclists Government agency says reducing lane width makes clearer to motorists ‘there is not enough space to safely overtake’ those on bicycles

This is a brilliant idea, mainly because the petrolheads are so mad about it.

www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/89ee152...

Ah I understand in that I am having to get rid of clothes to make space for more books.

Very commendable

That's rather staid compared with some of your previous delights

Gurning Festival (Egremont Crab Fair) How good are you at making funny faces? At the Egremont Crab Fair in September you can test your best against the rest and see if you manage to win the coveted title of Gurning champion – there’s a me...

That woman should enter the National Gurning Championship - she'd win without trying.

www.visitlakedistrict.com/whats-on/cha...

Every Springer Math Text The first page of every yellow book you’ve ever looked at.

Hmmm

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Getting so annoyed with the infiltration of AI into everything that I'm going to have to change my name to Butler or risk altering future history.

Sticking cotton buds in my ears to remove the wax. Got enough to re-wax my jacket 😱

Don't get me started on how temperamental my sourdough culture is.

It takes every opportunity to fail but when I'm about to throw it manages to produce some excellent bread. Then it's back to failures.

I ordered more cleaning and reproofing stuff for my waterproof gear this morning because I couldn't find the stuff I had.

I have just found the stuff I couldn't find.

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Anyone who takes more than modest remuneration (say £50,000pa) is a greedy twat who should be given the Mussolini treatment after the revolution.

Why are chocolate Oaties so much better than chocolate digestives?

Four baking trays each with six freshly baked chubby scoundrels on baking paper

Chubby Scoundrels for the allotment café

Chuck them on the fire to smother the flames.

And chain them to the tree they are to protect

Without water, foam, tools, or any protective gear.

Permission to throw the Gender Critters on the forest fires?