Lisa's Muffins

Damned ambulance chasers

York city walls opposite railway station

Snowcapped city walls

Same result different methods, I prefer not to be subtle.

I beg to differ, I would like them to shit themselves with fear, especially our enemies.

That's a waste of a warning to others.

Indiscriminately

Snow now

Snow a minute ago

On bus to York from Leeds a few minutes ago I saw a single snowflake hit the window and melt now

Thatcher's

Why British of course we do the best absolute nutters, even if I say so myself.

As a government trained psychopath I'm looking forward to letting slip my violent tendencies, somewhat rusty after being unused for nigh on 30 years but I'm sure the old skills are still there

Chasers excepted 🤭

Advert for copilot showing questions from an illiterate.

Male and female looking at phone over open car bonnet. Female labelled chatGPT because she only exists in the incels imagination.

Ohmigod they are advertising the Electric Parrots.

Strangely the adverts seem to be saying the silent thing out loud - that "AI" is for illiterate incels

Ah Polybius

I guess we Europeans better prepare for a major relief effort because the collapse won't be pretty and will be deep.

Personally I'd seal the borders and let them stew but as a people we aren't that wise.

‘He used to say things like “Hitler was right”’: Farage faces more allegations of racist behaviour at school A former friend and others who were at Dulwich college with the now Reform UK leader speak of his behaviour

Well, well, isn't Mr Farage an awfully awful chap

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Nah it's basically a group of abusive parents complaining that the BBC hasn't abused their trans kids enough

That was close but I survived to get off the Nazi streak to 89.

Wordle 1,615 6/6*

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Nah just a generic someone

To be fair I probably have heard of them but they didn't survive the culling of short term ephemeral memory

I had a little bet with myself that someone would say that.

I knew some one would respond saying they weren't obscure

I'm getting nervous

I think swivel-eyed loons would blanch at the association

Kings of Leon Presale notification from the Co-op

The best thing about being a Co-op member is being eligible for presale tickets for obscure "popular" musicians you've never heard of.

Wordle stats, 88 streak

My streak is still intact despite lots of fives and sixes recently

Decrepit looking Musk in black tie.

Good grief even for a heavy drug user of his age Musk is looking rough. All that money and he can't smarten up 😱

Ok bravely going to the local shops to buy snow provisions and assess the footing.

Most conspiracy theories arise from a false assumption that people/government/institutions are competent.

Also: most philosophy arises from a false assumption philosophers are sane.

This is my best so far and I'm sacrificing small plants (weeds) to the word game gods in the hope I can make it to 100.

Having an unsolved five is a major anxiety trigger and will be for another two weeks.

There's no way I'm sleeping until it's solved

Snow covered roof tops seen from the twelfth floor under a grey sky with a hint of light on the distant horizon. All the side streets and main roads are clear and the layer of snow on the roof tops is very thin

Phone homunculi we have snow out here in the real world, albeit the tiniest amount possible

It's cold (0C, allegedly feels like -6C)