I'veGotTheShell

We live on a truly amazing, breathtaking planet.

Hey, let's fuck up everything on it as quickly as possible... 🙄

It was absolutely a documentary. Every single aspect of it was pitch perfect. They also parodied contemporary real life events, like Mike Willessee phoning into an ongoing siege while live on air, as police were trying to negotiate with the gunman

Only one entity in the world needs Jira. Atlassian.

Everyone else would be better off without it

Agreed, but then a mason jar full of mouldy alpaca spit is also better than Jira.

That's the only Homer that Elon can relate to.

Could we make it "Dogs go Snacko on Wackos"?

Can think of quite a few wackos I'd love to see running down the street with a pack of dogs tearing them a new one

I much preferred the "Ron Laws" parodies that came out of Club Veg - they were at least funny. And they had Laws' mannerisms down pat. I had some on tape decades ago, I guess no recordings exist now.

Nail -> head

round-trip efficiency above 97 per cent - that would be super impressive if it's for electric power output. It's probably for heat output, which means it's ignoring the losses from converting the heat back to electricity.

Oh my evilness?

Ooh that first one is a cracker. Bird breaking cover

"All of them" is the right answer. The prize should be a free kick at his nuts, but you can bet the actual prize is going to be having to endure him for a couple of news cycles till he drops back into irrelevance.

Which Morrison? There were 6 of him in power IIRC.

Seadragons! That's an influence from far away from France.

Agree with others, nobody had any trust in NACC in the first place - except those who trusted it to keep their shameful actions and rorts a secret from the Australian people.

The Overton window should be pulled over for speeding

Wow, that is really fuct. I feel for you. No wonder people turn to superglue when the owners corp or NCAT/VCAT are so useless, slow and expensive

Good. It's about time.

What a shame SMH felt the need to blur the image - people need to see the damage done. Conspiratorial types (even me on a bad day) will argue if the roles were reversed and the cop had received this injury, it would have been shown in full, i.e. this is political cowardice.

Ooh yeah that is quite clever

Yeah greyhounds are definitely way better than golden retrievers.

(C'mon, it's about the *lies* we tell ourselves, after all! 😉)

I won't be surprised at all to find A.I. in my toaster tomorrow.

Just like koala habitat itself, this will be lost on many.

Green on the outside, red on the inside 😂

Yeah I reckon that watermelon votes green for sure

It's the only explanation that fits the observations.

Good on you sir.

Did police confiscate the dalek's electro-sizzly gun thing?

I thought it was the government auctioneer and his police escorts screeching to a halt at a former public housing estate after the last remaining tenant has been forcibly evicted.

Heard the main driver is Google search statistics so googling it every morning would send the message

I love the new Cracker Barrel logo! 🧡
#EpsteinFiles

YouTube video by Azkatro Fast Forward - Jana Wendt & Sir Joh

For some reason "They have failed failed failed utterly, they have failed" reminded me of this