Pup Fiction

Prime Minister Herzog protected by an umbrella held NSW Premier Chris Minns

Cover-rage

The perpetrators - who look remarkably like members of the black-shirted mob that marched on NSW Parliament last month without any interference

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Going well in the Liberal Party.

Two months into the social media ban, a teenager says it's 'useless' Australia's world-first social media ban for under-16s is two months old, but teenagers say they have found ways around it.

"Probably around 10 per cent of them actually have been banned, and half of that 10 per cent has been unbanned by just using basically the same thing that I did: use other people's faces, use their driver's licence. #SocialMediaBan www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

Jon Kudelka, much-loved Australian political cartoonist, dies aged 53 Award-winning Tasmanian artist’s work was published by the Australian, the Saturday Paper and the Hobart Mercury

Oh my god, I somehow missed this. How awful. Vale to an absolute legend. I hope Jon knew we consider it our sacred duty to continue annoying Labor stans for as long we all live

www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f...

‘Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September Seamus Culleton has been in a detention facility in Texas for nearly five months despite having no criminal record

This is absolutely insane. The sort of Kafka-esque nightmare you would find in a Philip K Dick book set far in the dystopian future. A window on America tumbling into autocracy.

www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...

New South Wales Premier Chris Minns holding an umbrella over President of Israel Isaac Herzog

🎵When the bombs are signed, we sign together
Told you I'll ban protests forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath, I'ma stick it to civil liberties until the end
Now that there’s more restraining than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella🎵

-Cop grabs guy with his hands up by the shirt
-Cop trips over his own bike, dragging guy with him by his bag
-Other cops start viciously *punching* guy as the unco bike cop drags him along?

Would almost be funny if it wasn't so disgusting. Psychos.

Punching into him when another cop is holding his shirt to prevent him backing off.
I hope this results in an assault charge against that cop

These cops just flat-out assaulted an elderly man.

Plain as day that the cops are the only ones interested in violence.

Suburban street with items put out for hard rubbish collection labelled: Baseload Power Social Cohesion Carbon Capture and Storage Working Families

Hard rubbish but for phrases

Chennile and Janelle from Fast Forward

“What have you got for us to today Chennile?”
“It’s Social Cohesion Carespray Mist from the House of Lab’Or”
“Fascinating! Sounds exclusive Chennile!”
“Oh contrair my lordy wordy no Janelle, it’s absolutely mandatory for everyone. We can’t have a care out of place on our body politic can we?”

They should try Clay or Perkins Paste

Melania the movie level of popularity

10/10 this, incredible

Look I’m no expert but I don’t think pepper spray makes people socially cohese

Shared with us from Sydney happening now. He had his hands up.

My son was pepper sprayed.

Queen Elizabeth the second inspecting a line of sheep’s bums in Dubbo in 1954 for some reason that remains not entirely clear

We should all return to the good days in Australia when we demonstrated proper social cohesion and respect for visiting foreign dignitaries

The Liberal Party should talk about nuclear energy more. This will be sure to unify them and deeply connect them with their voter base in the suburbs who care deeply about it. And besides the whole issue hasn’t really been debated anywhere near enough over the last two years
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Israeli President Isaac Herzog will get two very different receptions when he arrives in Australia – a warm welcome by a government determined to show solidarity with its grieving Jewish community, and mass protests by activists who consider him a war criminal. https://cnn.it/3Ma2wVF

A cartoon by me A sign says ‘Welcome to Australia Mr Herzog’ Underneath Anthony Albanese is holding a box labelled ‘jet fighter parts’ with a Made In Australia logo. He says ‘it’s locally produced’ Herzog holds a bomb. He says ‘I autographed this one’ On the side someone holds a sign that says ‘Social Cohesion Yay!’

The Prime Minister of Australia and the President of Israel exchange gifts on his arrival in Australia.
My attempt at a political cartoon.

Australia news live: police use pepper spray as Sydney protesters attempt to march; thousands rally in Melbourne to oppose Isaac Herzog’s visit Follow live

That’s the smell of social cohesion in the air, and eyes and throats, I guess. This is so predictable. “Australia news live: Police use pepper spray as Sydney protesters attempt to march; thousands rally in Melbourne to oppose Isaac Herzog’s visit” www.theguardian.com/aust%E2%80%9...

Wannabe ICE agents.

Is it good to be in a dense cluster?

Kudelka cartoon of the disciples pulling back the stone from the tomb and revealing a chocolate Easter bunny.

As great as Jon was a political cartoons, his calender ones were fabulous as well

The Bannon factor has come back to haunt us...

What's her face, Jane Hume, and what's his face, during the last federal election campaign

As opposed to being embarrassed being caught standing next to Jane in public?

Jane Hume has flipped her lid at Sussan Ley on Sky News after yet another shocking poll, admitting they’re “embarrassed” to stand for nothing.
“We are a rabble.” 💥
Hume: “Quite frankly, if we haven’t got any ideas, what are we doing here?” 🔥
Good question. 🤔 #auspol

I was just thinking the other night of the good ol' times on Twitter when Jon Kudelka would tell us when it was time to stop being silly or cranky and log off and go to bed

Rest peacefully you good man