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trump's approval on inflation is beyond rough. 65% disapprove. i think there's a strong sense of betrayal brewing among his base

just took a #PooSky

so I was out shopping for a car the other day, turns out my salesman was an italian. he kept saying "do you want a kia?". i said of course i want a kia, I need the key-a to start-a the car-a!

to everyone who says that "9/11 was bad", i'd like to see YOU try a maneuver like that

been eating a lot of soap lately. "ohh you can't do that you can't eat soap!!" shut up

hey guys i really really really dont wanna live in a country that's geopolitically aligned more with russia than europe. how the fuck is this real? nightmare shit man

did you guys catch any of this snowstorm we're getting in missouri?

it must be exhausting to deal with america on the world stage. when a democrat's in power, we wanna be your friend. when a republican's in power, we wanna be enemies. not ideal.

nice i felt a lack of protests at the beginning of his term but seems like it's starting up now

im rubbing his binky in the dirt and giving it back to him

anything released as a "coca cola creation" is a gauranteed F tier soda every single time

ive been betrayed by the new coke flavors they keep releasing so many times that im scared of any new flavor rhat comes out

my thought has always been that americans are just too rich to have a revolution. the opportunity cost of upheaval is too high

diet cherry dr pepper clears

like i think there's a non-fascist way to campaign against welfare but it certainly does not involve labeling entire classes of people as "parasites"

am i wrong in thinking this is kinda like blatant fascist messaging

"parasite class" oh you mean like the disabled, the sick and the poor gotcha man yeah i hate them too

ooh wee ooh i am just a sleeping baby
oh oh, i let out a little snore
i dont care what they say about my teddy bear
i dont care bout that

good one lmfao

the oval office kind of feels like something that should be at disney world

GOOOOOOOD MOOOOORNING BLUUUESKYYYYYYT

ohh my god dude did you see WHAT TRUMP DID holy shit dude..... this time he's gone too far man... holy shit dude donald trimp did that thing man fuck....

does anyone know some funny accounts on here i just got banned from twitter

republicans have accomplished barely anything legislatively in the past 20 years. most of their big legislative wins are tax cuts, which can be done thru budget reconciliation which just requires a simple senate majority instead of the usual 60 votes. they suck at politics.

heart

remembering all the trump voters who told me biden hasn't brought down inflation because the prices haven't dropped. and now bracing for them to do a 180 when trump doesnt lower prices

he says a lot of things

"south park-ism"

do strikes on lebanon count as strikes against hezbollah?

no im kidding but i did get some weird/concerned looks lmfao

they did this to me after i tried the squat rack for the first time