Maddie The Baddie

rawr

electrolysis isn’t that bad when ur a masochist

🥹

A meme of 2 tired men smoking in 2017 that say "two tickets for the Hollow Knight please" Then those same people are now tired trans women in 2025 saying "two tickets for the silksong please"

did u know?
the plural of deer is faggots

I had a dream last night that I woke up and did my whole day

Gotta get the house ready before babe flies in tomorrow!! ☺️

Gotta bring my girls back!! Can’t have my people go extinct 😉

Gotta be ready for when bae is moving into its new apartment?

@pocketmoss.bsky.social you know where all the maid girlies are at??

Bars

Don’t you mean, ‘fetch’ quests? :)

Going through some old clothes, I’m realizing that I bought a looooot of dresses for a cis boy 🤔

omg ur literally in chastity you shouldn't be dating unlocked girls. that's a problematic cage gap

My two favorite genres of humor, combined

Million dollar idea: transbian dating app called wuzbro

Where we going 👀

Puppy yoga but with puppy girls instead of puppy dogs

Finally!!! Another hot babe who is mega allergic to pussy

Comments / replies / or sliding into my DMs like it’s a slip n slide

Fuck you. Respectfully

What I love about poly is when my girlfriend gives me advice on how to rizz up another girl

Such a delectable, juicy, succulent meal that I can’t wait to ravage and put it in my mouth.

Oh, and the food looks good too.
@astraeadiol.bsky.social

Really badass graffiti spotted in town

Bars

Two combat robots lie on the floor, one leaning on the other. They are both wearing dresses.

“Just for a moment, let’s not be weapons.”

[ ANNE ART ]

try not to drown

100% agree. I was so excited to go there, and was incredibly disappointed 😔

she got a big shenis