Blueberry

Really loving the Punished Bayley story arc

Chat is it baby girl coded to put my doom spiral on hold bc my wife is tired of explaining that I need a therapist

Micro-crash outs are good for emotional regulation, I'm lead to believe

The lion does not concern himself with the impeding feelings of doom, of the dread of another major life collapse

The lion also does not concern himself with how alarmingly quick his cognitive decline is at the age of 32

The lion does not concern himself with how many calendars and day planners he keeps receiving as gifts

I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO AT THE END OF THE NIGHT

Hell yeah

They're calling it greg egg

The discord found a skip where you can prep tge door key while ascending the stairs

Also all these women are flirting w you in the comments, you some kind of homo?

You literally do not have a bad look in you

I NEED A HERO

Not enough people talking about this

People love getting laid, they love getting off, but they hate getting laid off

There's no other word for this. This is Hogslop

Hogslop

Big day for kojima fans (Kojimers)

Kojima fans are FEASTING this week

I just don't trust myself to be civilized, okay

Me, to my boss: so now that Kirk's memorial is over, I can post my real thoughts about him right?

Boss: yeah absolutely, as long as you can keep it thoughtful and non-inciteful

Me: so no, got it

I KNOW THAT FUCKIN NERD CANDOMATH IN QUANTITIES OF 6S LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

LET'S GO KEANU THAT'S MY GOAT BABY

A second grande americano has hit the tower

Back in the day, people used to excitedly chatter about how billionaire supergenius Steve Jobs bought a new car every 30 days so he'd never have to go to the DMV.

Now that I'm 32 I realize that isn't clever use of his wealth, he was just a pampered, impatient pussy

This one goes huge cousin

You know what? Hell yeah

Do it

Chat is this real