Sly Cooper wouldn't let the world get like this
07.08.2025 02:16 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@tulip-fields.bsky.social
Carpenter, hiker, general anomaly Less than human, more than Cis She/They/It 25 Chicago area Trans Queer trying its best View at your own discretion
Sly Cooper wouldn't let the world get like this
07.08.2025 02:16 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Need to get covered in lipstick kisses like some cartoony character
07.08.2025 02:11 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'd shuck this meat suit like fresh picked corn if I had the ability
17.04.2025 15:02 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0An angel that's like a lit match and burns down into something far less holy
06.08.2025 16:18 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Crash out? Nah I Crash in.
06.08.2025 16:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My transition end goal is to have an ass that jiggles perfectly as I slam fire the entire tube of a shotgun
06.08.2025 15:09 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can someone knock me the fuck out? Ill make dinner as thanks after
06.08.2025 14:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hell yeah. Thats why I love the carboniferous era so much
06.08.2025 14:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh hell yeah! I fucking love speculative biology and its clear that the parts serve a purpose for its environment
06.08.2025 14:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Fuck yeah dinosaurs!!!!!!
06.08.2025 14:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The perfect blend of ceratopsid, ankylosauridae, and brachiosaurid with a dash of beetleeee
06.08.2025 14:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I should be biting someone right now
05.08.2025 20:40 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Kinda fucks super hard though. Grungy electronics album art
05.08.2025 18:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0AND ANOTHER THING! I DONT WANT MY BANKING SERVICE TO HAVE ANY SAY IN WHAT THE FUCK I PURCHASE. YOU ARE NOT ME AND YOU DONT GET TO HAVE A SAY IN HOW I USE MY MONEY. PROCESS MY TRANSACTION AND SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH WHILE I ENJOY MYSELF
05.08.2025 17:06 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Gonna be real. If YouTube and many other entertainment apps are gonna ask me to dox myself or plan to use Ai to track snd determine things about my personal life, then I am content to fully remove them from my life. I will pirate everything and anything instead of allow that.
05.08.2025 17:04 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Someone should give me a bloody nose
05.08.2025 16:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can tell you draw kinky porn just by looking st your characters teeth
05.08.2025 16:43 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0To quote Gwen Stefani in her 1998 classic album Tragic Kingdom; im just a girl
05.08.2025 15:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I get hotter with each woman I gnaw on like a chew toy. Im like some hot butch vampire except im a wolf mauling you in the woods
05.08.2025 14:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My boss just left the room after I said "the color of red inside me is so beautiful" when discussing getting blood drawn
04.08.2025 20:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Godzilla is the angriest Buddhist of them all
04.08.2025 17:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am running on 4 hours of sleep and my bosses are giving me projects involving power tools. It will be a good day if I have zero injuries by the end of it
04.08.2025 16:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Insomnia nights are back and so are my unhinged thoughts.
04.08.2025 07:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I need violence done upon me while high
04.08.2025 00:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just passed a girl getting head from another girl in her car. I love this city
03.08.2025 01:06 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I love my gay tranny life. My girlfriend gave me a chew toy today
02.08.2025 23:19 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The finished piece
02.08.2025 23:06 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Call her princess the way shes moanen-okay
02.08.2025 20:58 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Cant hear shit cause your brain is full of babaaaabaaba shit
02.08.2025 18:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π«΅oblivious sheep
02.08.2025 18:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0