Important World Facts

It's never mentioned in the original story that David was actually taller than Goliath. He had a very misleading name.

I love how Jubilee is basically Snakedance with Daleks.

American President George Washington had severe male pattern baldness, it's why he wore that hat so much. That and the penis tattoo on the top of his head.

Russia was formed after the nation of Prussia, and was named solely to take the P out of Prussia.

Germany is the largest city in France.

David Lloyd George was not only Prime Minister of Great Britain, but he also founded the David Lloyd gym franchise.

Leonardo DaVinci is known as the inventor of many things. However it's not widely known that one of those inventions was the LCARS touchscreen interface from Star Trek.

It was historically reported that Sir Francis Drake was playing bowls when the Spanish armada was approaching, but this is inaccurate. He was actually playing Nintendo Wii Bowling.

Horatio Nelson's was really tall and the term "half nelson" was a slang term for a normal sized man.

Lord, as in the term used in the aristocracy was historically short for shitlord as everyone thought they were pricks.

The French are actually named after the toast and not the fries like everyone thinks.

Helicopters were originally named wind up cock capsules.

Albert Einstein originally worked for Alberto Balsam, but turned to physics when fired for having his signature hairstyle.

Manganese is what early japanese comics were made of, it's where the name comes from. They had to switch to paper because of all the injuries.

Did you know, that Imagine Dragons is actually an old cold war code for "fucking shite".