Kerfuffle

in light of this, I propose we eliminate the concept of November

the holiday season will officially begin after Halloween, with no theoretical or actual division between them

birthdays, other holidays, and similar items will be reassigned accordingly

my hatred for Christmas creep combined with my solemn respect for the holiday season being December

vs

Thanksgiving sucks and I want to do holiday things nooowwww

🧻

They cannot! It's exhausting and weird. It's endearing to a tiny handful of asshats and extremely off-putting, if not enraging, to everyone else. But everyone is twelve, so I guess it makes sense to them.

Can you stop being fascist little weirdos for twelve seconds. Everything is bad enough without having to stop and contemplate how, exactly, one descends into this kind of bizarre whiny pissbaby headspace.

Screenshot of the USDA website. The page headline reads "2023 USDA Plant Hardiness Zone Map." Above that, in a temporary header, reads: "Due to the Radical Left Democrat shutdown, this government website will not be updated during the funding lapse. President Trump has made it clear he wants to keep the government open and support those who feed, fuel, and clothe the American people."

motherfuckers I just wanted to figure out what to do with my dahlias

[looking at a photo where the neck is hidden by hair] THAT LADY'S NECK IS TOO THICK

💰💰💰

You laugh but hoagies are specifically designed to be "skip-fired" off the ground so they bounce into a target's lower body. Direct targeting allows the projectile to retain maximal kinetic injury and may cause serious mustard stains that remain visible on camouflage fabric even after dry cleaning.

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Toughest choice you have to make every morning when getting dressed.

in line for the bar chatting with a Gandalf "Big Naturals"

incredible holiday when it wants to be

Digital art of OCs Kori (an elf woman with pale skin and messy, short brown hair) and Tai (a slender human man with pale skin and well-styled fancy brown hair) in witch costumes. Kori sits with one leg folded and the other dangling over a ledge; her outfit has green cloth accents and leggings, mid-calf boots, and a wooden staff with a blue-green crystal topper. Tai stands to the right, looking at a spellbook held in one hand while he casts a spell with the other. His outfit is simpler but has a very tasteful and normal slit in his robes up to his hip, showing skin between that and the top of an also tasteful thigh-high boot.

Crop of the main piece of just Kori.

Crop of the main piece of just Tai.

Happy Halloween, here are some mages being witches 🪄

not sure when I became the kind of artist who objectifies her own boys but here you go #KerfuffleArt

Colour Pencil and ink drawing of pumpkins and squashes

Halloweeb 🎃

#artses

I mean, you're not wrong. Let the male mages show some leg for a change and I have the perfect subject

Digital art of OCs Kori (an elf woman with pale skin and messy, short brown hair) and Tai (a slender human man with pale skin and well-styled fancy brown hair) in witch costumes. Kori sits with one leg folded and the other dangling over a ledge; her outfit has green cloth accents and leggings, mid-calf boots, and a wooden staff with a blue-green crystal topper. Tai stands to the right, looking at a spellbook held in one hand while he casts a spell with the other. His outfit is simpler but has a very tasteful and normal slit in his robes up to his hip, showing skin between that and the top of an also tasteful thigh-high boot.

Crop of the main piece of just Kori.

Crop of the main piece of just Tai.

Happy Halloween, here are some mages being witches 🪄

not sure when I became the kind of artist who objectifies her own boys but here you go #KerfuffleArt

incredible thread

A LITTLE BOY CALLED MY COCCYX A WEEWEE DAVID, YES

GOT IT ALL DONE THOUGH

I AM SUPREME

for some godforsaken reason, I decided that, on a work night, before Halloween, I would:

- bake scones
- make a streusel (new skill!) for the scones
- make tofu karaage for dinner
- make onigiri filled with the leftover karaage

I am, as it turns out, an idiot

#bg3 #BaldursGate3 🎃👻

Screenshot of a website. "10 Manly Ways To Tie A Scarf Masculine Knots For Men Wearing Scarves Last Updated: October 7, 2025 "Scarves are a woman's accessory" At least - that's what people will try and claim. Wrong."

guess I, a woman, am shit out of luck for learning how to do my scarves differently and will just have to freeze to death unfashionably

I can get Kaiser to refill and ship my Adderall from my phone. It could only get easier if it were automatic. I still routinely forget until I am out of meds, and then continue to forget because I am oUT OF MEDS

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

As always, please check your kids candy. We found an M18A1 Claymore anti-personnel mine in a bag of fun size M&M's #halloween #safety

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I ask Mona a lot why her sister is an asshole, or like this, or why she can't be nice like Mona. Mona doesn't seem to know, either, but it's enough that she listens. Chive could step up, though. :V

Having one cat is great, but having two is even better. Not so that they have a playmate, but so you can shit talk one cat to the other one. Ask the first one why the other one is being such a little asshole, in earshot of said asshole. That kind of thing.

A large, white headboard that reads “the future is bright” in rainbow text in a font emulating a child’s handwriting. It is in an unfinished warehouse next to an emergency exit.

Well, I can see how that ended up on clearance.

Having one cat is great, but having two is even better. Not so that they have a playmate, but so you can shit talk one cat to the other one. Ask the first one why the other one is being such a little asshole, in earshot of said asshole. That kind of thing.

starting to see why there are multiple costumes