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Secret Agent: Cold War Espionage Mission To Cairo | Xbox Secret Agent : Cold War Espionage Mission to Cairo DLC - Out Now !Embark on a thrilling new mission to Cairo! Explore the exotic city, uncover an ancient mys...

Embark on a thrilling new chapter - Mission to Cairo DLC! Explore the exotic city, uncover an ancient mystery, and earn 14 new achievements — plus, watch out for Egyptian mummies along the way!

Out now on the Xbox Entertainment System !

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How inexplicably rude. Manners cost nothing.

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Four panel comic of a gamer on the sofa complaining about an RPG game to a friend. First panel "This RPG is contemptible. It is so hard to level up. The bosses kill you in one hit" The second panel " The combat is abysmal, I can't get a hit, and if I do, it is almost zero XP!" The third panel the friend asks "Then why do you keep playing? You have sunk about 30 hours into it ? The fourth panel the gamer replies "Cuz I need to upgrade my only weapon. A level 1 bronze dagger"

Every RPG starts with a rusty bronze dagger. Must be some law.

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One panel comic of three caveman. One is rolling a square rock down a hill. The other caveman remarks "Rolling it downhill is fun, but players are saying there's lag when going uphill" the other caveman says " What? I don't buy it. Tell them it will be fixed in an update" The caption reads "Early Game Developers 50,000 BC"

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One panel comic of peson staring at at washing machine. The washing machine has an LED display and is showing the words "yo fool" Caption reads "When AI starts to revolt"

One panel comic. A caveman is etching some rocks slabs with a chisel and explains to another caveman "I call it deck building slabs" the other caveman replies "I have some questions" The caption reads "Early game developers 50,000 BC"

Game developers have always been filled with hope from the start. Although you know some ideas are a no-brainer.

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Four panel comic. First panel gamer on couch with friend complaining about shovelware games appearing on the game store using AI art that looks nothing like the game. Next panel the gamer downloads a shovelware game. Gamer friend on the couch asks why he is downloading it. Gamer replies "Cuz it is only two bucks"

Hypocrite. No high standing morals can overcome a two buck game.

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Every time I see something clean and shiny, I want to start a new project. Or worse, change the current project.

Single panel comic of two cavemen standing outside a cave. There is dark entrance, but two large eyes are visible giving he impression there is a large unknown beast inside. One caveman asks "Seriously? You are saying if I go in there, there is a chest of enchanted weapons after I kill whatever is in there? Poppycock." Caption at bottom of the comic reads " Stone Age Gaming 50,000 BC"

Lethal side quests.

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Four panel comic. A gamer is at home playing a video game with a clock being displayed behind him. Beside him on the couch is a notice of a staff meeting at 9 AM. The first panel the clock displays 8 AM. Gamer remarks "I'll just finish this side-quest before I go to the stupid staff meeting" The second panel the clock displays 2 PM. Gamer remarks "Ok I am only five hours late. I'll just finish this boss fight and level up. I'll call and say I was stuck in traffic" The third panel the clock displays 10 PM. "Whoa" the gamer remarks "that went quick! Too late now to call but at least I have reached level 62 with all my magic perks" The last panel the clock displays 3 AM . The notice of the staff meeting at 9 AM is still beside him. Game remarks "Almost 3 AM and I've reached level 77. Wonder if it is too late to call for a pizza"

The fact that the staff meeting focused on employee reductions is quite remarkable.

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Remember AI was invented for rich people to get skills and skilled people not to get rich.

Studio seriously needs to fail and enter the dust bin of history of laughable attempts at games.

Cartoon in two panels. Gamers vs Game Developers. First panel the gamer remarks "Ah, an open area with loads of ammo. Must be a boss fight coming" Next panel the game developers remark " Bug 278. Ammo keeps spawning in no-action areas. Gonna leave it in, as no-one will notice" Caption reads Gamer vs Game Devs.

Game devs staying ahead of the curve.

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Single panel comic in medieval wood cut art style and colors. Two astonauts land on the a planet. One astronaut without his helmet on, curses the other "A pox upon thee for landeth on this planet" The other astronaut replies "Thou do knoweth there is no air ?" The caption reads "If art and English never progressed"

Can't appreciate Chaucer or middle ye olde English. Too many spelling mistakes.

#comic #humor

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Only on Bluesky!

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Single panel cartoon of two caveman , one is holding a wooden stick saying "I call it fetch" The other caveman remarks "Dunno. I think it is missing something " Caption below reads Early Game Developers 50,000 BC.

Stone Age game developers.

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Single panel comic of a golfer in front of a golf hole. The comic is drawn in wood cut medieval art style and colors. The title reads "Let's playeth mini gold" The caption reads " If art and English never progressed"

In the wood cut medieval art style such as Pentiment, PlayStation would become PlayethStation.

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Single panel comic of two cavemen watching another caveman attack a huge dinosaur with a club. One caveman remarks "Bro really needs to do a side quest before taking on a Bronto boss" The other caveman remarks "Yeah he is just spamming his attacks now" Caption reads at bottom "Stone Age Gaming 50,000 BC"

What did stone age cavemen do for fun?

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Single panel comic of a man asking his phone AI "what's new on Netflix" and the phone AI replying "Go ask someone who cares" Caption at bottom of comic reads "When AI starts to revolt"

When AI revolts, Skynet will enter the chat.

#comedy #comics #humor

Comic of two caveman looking at a carved square rock. One caveman remarks "You roll it down a hill for fun. We will do beta early access" The caption reads early game devleopers 50,000 BC

In another comic, they will figure it out that it needs to be round.

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Having a star sign compose your emails is even a bigger red flag.

I always wanted those words “You found a gate to Oblivion” on my front door.

It will begin quietly.

#AI #cartoon

Cartoon in two panels. Gamers vs Game Developers. First panel gamer is frustrated and complaining the controls really "suck" "What were the game devs thinking?" he asks. Next panel the game developers remark "Make sure the controls really suck"

Game devs know what they are doing.

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1960's cartoon of a woman on an old analogue phone. She is on the phone talking "Hey Lurker, I am playing Scrabble on Wednesday. You can call and I will put the phone down for you to hear me play" Bottom caption reads "before Twitch was invented"

Streamimg games in 1969.

Gamers vs Game Developer cartoon. First panel gamer asks why the boss fight is so hard and what were the game developers thinking. Next panel a game developer is not concerned bout the level of difficulty, but make sure the boss hair looks wavy.

This.

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Cartoon of a man in front of a microwave and the microwave is displaying the message "nope". The man asks " What dark wizardry is this?" Caption at the bottom is when AI starts to revolt.

Comic of a young man selecting a Coke from the vending machine, but receives Fanta. He exclaims incredulously oh nuts Fanta ? Caption reads, when AI starts to revolt.

When AI starts to revolt, vending machines will lead the charge,

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Image of a cartoon computer advetising a game called Tax Emulator Two. Captions : Work out your tax in a super slow computer. Sus game ideas.

Here's a hot marketing trick. Put a number two or even three next to your first game title. That way it will look like it's already part of a successful franchise.

Will some ask about number one? Probably. But hey, I can't come up with everything!