Smash two movies together:
Howard the Duck Soup
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I write about film. I make jokes. I gripe about injustice. I veer between Taylor Swift and death metal because I'm unpredictable in a special way. Any typos you can blame on bad eyes.
Smash two movies together:
Howard the Duck Soup
Personally, I don't care what you wear after Labor Day. But you should know Kathleen Turner has strong feelings on the subject.
02.09.2025 06:50 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If dreams do come true and Biden somehow outlives Trump. I hope Joe jumps on top of that coffin and does some fucking air guitar.
31.08.2025 19:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0*Youth pastor voice*
You know who else was believed to be dead for a few daysβ¦
On the one hand, I think it's wrong to ridicule someone's appearance or agility, especially when there are other, valid reasons for criticism.
And on the other, I've seen the Dean Cain ICE video.
It's been a good twenty minutes since I've seen it. I'm still laughing. I'm not sure I'll ever stop.
Any selection from Berlin (which is nonetheless brilliant) guarantees a miserable time will be had by all.
21.08.2025 20:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As long as I've lived, no one has been able to explain to my satisfaction how a human being can be illegal. And I don't think anyone ever will.
21.08.2025 11:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The number of times each day I mean to react to a post but I can't because it has exactly 69 reacts and I can't be the guy who ruins that is kind of wild.
21.08.2025 11:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Disney could reignite the MCU by announcing a new film, AVENGERS: CHRIS PRATT GETS REPEATEDLY SHOT IN THE DICK FOR TWO HOURS
21.08.2025 03:16 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"In the name of Pope Leo XIV, I call this meeting of the Holy See to order..."
(stuffy, wordy)
"Now See here."
(cute, punchy)
It's profoundly saddening to read that AP will no longer be assigning or running book reviews because readers don't engage with them enough and they take too much effort to plan and assign. People complain about critics as gatekeepers; wait until all that's left is marketing.
10.08.2025 21:50 β π 4085 π 854 π¬ 49 π 85This week, on Insane Troll Logic, Maggie and I are joined again by @moviocrity.bsky.social to discuss fan favorite #Buffy episode HUSH and Angel episode PARTING GIFTS. We talk communication and fandom responses.
Https://open.spotify.com/episode/1nzlYCcX8AXQ9eBY2PQcJa?si=J62jdAirR1uIrQKj1hhL-Q
So happy to have this gem of a human in my city again.
30.07.2025 23:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The extremely simple fact is that Jeff Epstein was the most notorious child sex trafficker in history, and the President of the US was his close personal friend for decades
Acting like this is complicated is absurd. The man knew what Epstein did, didn't care, and participated
The youth pastors have gone too far.
27.07.2025 17:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do it for Duke.
27.07.2025 17:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Now, we're getting vague warnings about aliens and whatnot.
At this point, I'm thinking they've got recordings of the president doing some SERBIAN FILM shit. Not even kidding.
They're the bad guys and as long as we tolerate it, so are we.
Might be watching the real-time downfall of Ryan Walters and I'm getting all tingly.
26.07.2025 14:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy Mangrove Day to all who celebrate.
I'm looking at you, druids.
Between MAGA trying to gaslight themselves through Epstein and Snyder Bros screaming about how reports of SUPERMAN's success are a a deep state psy op, it's an exciting time to be a spectator of the apocalypse.
20.07.2025 23:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know their side talks about "4D chess" and our side warns of distractions. But I'm not sure where reminding the world that our president most definitely fucked kids fits into either.
Maybe they really are that stupid.
Seriously, how are we losing to people this stupid?
Just think, when Dr Pepper proposed to their spouse, they could legitimately ask, "Wouldn't you love to be a Pepper too?"
08.07.2025 03:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers is such a comfort movie for me. Just perfect.
08.07.2025 03:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thought I'd point out that while fighting back against injustice is important, it's also important to breathe, bring your loved ones close to you and heal. Let those mana slots fill up. You're not dropping out, you're gathering your strength.
02.07.2025 23:34 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Think of that typical neighborhood loudmouth jerk who crows about kicking people out of "his" country. Now, remember that guy is about to blow off his whole hand this week, celebrating that same country. There, that made you smile a little, right? π₯
02.07.2025 23:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love that Rush experimented with rap on "Roll the Bones." But because they're Rush, they did it like the nerds they are. #HappyCanadaDay π€π¨π¦
02.07.2025 02:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Years later, it strikes me weird that Jimmy Swaggart went down for getting caught with a hooker, which hurt his branding, and not for the fleecing of his followers that he did every day.
02.07.2025 02:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That is understandable and a couple of the only ways to appreciate it.
02.07.2025 01:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Look kids, it's me!
02.07.2025 01:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Probably too forgiving of The Covenant but yah.
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