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HOUSE SPIDER IN LATE MESOZOIC ERA WAITING FOR THE HOUSE TO BE INVENTED: ..... 100 MILLION YEARS LATER: (spider sees house being built) "Sick."

California hospitals are conspiring together to ruin my life at work and I need them to stop before I lose it and go postal

Can’t stop thinking abt the Odelia comms I got recently……..my cringe fail perfect loser girlboyfriend…….

Freak?

They got Moofy. It's literally like a Poogie. They have Goocoo in reserve. There's Cohoots in Rise. You can find Sujas. There's even Moofahs. You can literally find a Hopguppy.

Hot new Odelia meme comm fresh off the presses from @porchcollapse.bsky.social !!!!!!!!

Odelia nation rise UP I’ve been wanting a recreation of them for this pic for like a year now and it’s finally real 🙏🙏💕💕

comm by @porchcollapse.bsky.social !!!

Don’t tempt the monkey’s paw like this

I know the world sucks rn and America is on the verge to returning to 2008 but I think we should all take a second to be thankful that at least sex on fire by kings of leon isn’t being played nonstop on the radio this time around

It took me a few months to start world when it came out and I used to make my bf pet poogie for me. Also moofy in the DS game, he would hand me his DS just so I could pet it and then give it back LOL

O nome dele é Little Monster

We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)

Her scuttles pt 2

a digital drawing of a pink/purple pigeon with a black spiked collar on. the bird is surrounded by similar coloured flowers with green leaves and black outlined flowers. the background is yellow with pink & green shading.

pink punk pigeon (2023)

A sticker design depicting an anxious boy holding a pot with a withered plant. A diner-style sign points in his direction with the label “Certified Plant Killer.”

I neglect my houseplants a lot and I’m not proud of it

#oc #art

When I first started T I was like man I sure hope I don’t get a bunch of acne on my face that would suck to deal with and a single finger on the monkey’s paw curled in and instead my neck has become a fucking war zone

The AI moderation on this platform is absolute ass I’m so sick of it lol

🐀
#pokemonday #pokemon

The ADL is functionally a Nazi organization at this point

Having extremely normal feelings about the lighting and composition of this photo

If I have to hear real housewives or whatever the fuck she has to hear Goblin, I think it’s a fair trade,

a screenshot of an email subject line from my inbox that reads: "How much do you need to retire?"

omg bank i need to retire like SO much

If my 58 year old coworker doesn’t stop playing her shitty music and reality TV shows loudly on speaker in the office I’m gonna start playing the first two Tyler the creator albums on speaker and really test this speakers ok in a government office shit

It’s fine btw I didn’t dislike any of the four or five songs I listened to I was just expecting something aggressive or more experimental based on the art so /:

Got all excited about this suggestion and then the music is just average pop I’m soooooooo disappointed man

Also considering the actual difficult part of the task is basically our core job task I’m getting very scared by how confusing my team seems to find it. Guys what have you been doing normally all this time if this is hard…..

I’ve once again become important at work and made it obvious I find a task the rest of my team is scared of easy so now I gotta train everyone else on it. Should have kept my mouth shut I absolutely played myself here.

butch lesbian hex maniac

I often don’t feel like I have a lot to be proud of or celebrate
But I wanted to take a minute to be happy and grateful for my top surgery anniversary

templar was caught (dont worry she survived) (cw blood gore)

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