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@tj800.bsky.social

I’m here to recycle my jokes from Twitter.

43 Followers  |  59 Following  |  53 Posts  |  Joined: 12.08.2025  |  2.3607

Latest posts by tj800.bsky.social on Bluesky

Exactly this. You know we are doomed if people get their knickers in a twist about a few flights being delayed while the planet burns.

20.09.2025 09:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Social media Saturday help is posting every 5 seconds. Bit less Red Bull mate, I’d like to see other posts from other people please not just a flurry a guardian stuff.

20.09.2025 09:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@jetjocko.bsky.social my compliments on the Alien Earth podcast. Under an hour, no ads, no sponsors, and you, a warm host with good insights and humor.

05.09.2025 19:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mix Tape Tuesday.

26.08.2025 10:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Take me to your litter”

23.08.2025 17:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good grief.

23.08.2025 17:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Instead of running a marathon in flip flops.

23.08.2025 17:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dunno if you want to try Brave browser on a desktop. That usually blocks at least ads from You Tube

23.08.2025 17:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

File under how to make smoothies when you don’t have a blender.

23.08.2025 17:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

agreed.

23.08.2025 17:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That Bryan guy is wrong in so many ways with his overly long ass non article.

23.08.2025 17:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Posh Bryan ironically adding to the list of people who criticise Serena.

23.08.2025 17:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kermode back up north. Nice one!

23.08.2025 17:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Posh double barrelled named Bryan, states how Serena has faced criticism throughout her career, only to criticise her for advocating something he does not like. Does not work that way buddy. True equality means being able to pull off the same shit as white people, unnoticed.

23.08.2025 17:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“When an old man dies, a library burns.” As heard on the @kermodeandmayo.bsky.social podcast.

23.08.2025 16:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mister 4:30am! Destined to Be by Herb McGruff was the soundtrack to my summer of 98. Who Holds His Own in particular has some vulnerable text in there. Highly recommend.

23.08.2025 16:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aisle be back.

23.08.2025 14:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well he did look 21.

23.08.2025 00:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s from 1940. Pretty sure The Godfather was filmed in the 70’s.

23.08.2025 00:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Layer hater.

22.08.2025 05:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Leave it to Beaver.

21.08.2025 21:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Leave Worzel Gummidge out of this.

21.08.2025 21:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@thekns.bsky.social well of course you would know, you walking cook book you ;p

21.08.2025 18:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Next up, Kermode at the BBC Proms, making a bassoon out of himself.

Signed up for Nord/take by the way. Cheers to you and @simonmayo.bsky.social for the show!

21.08.2025 18:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you don’t know what a Chip Butty is, unfollow me now.

21.08.2025 17:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mmmm… transatlantic chip butty.

21.08.2025 17:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@euphiekidd.bsky.social Thanks for the follow, the yoga, and the Italian food.

21.08.2025 17:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

May it attract many a guest star!

19.08.2025 20:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope you gave fan of your articles, Bob Odenkirk, a signed copy!

17.08.2025 11:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Slightly off topic, but I’m sure it was one of your tweets 12 years ago that made me aware of @rdlankes.bsky.social free online course which in turn reinvigorated my library career. So thanks :)

17.08.2025 07:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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