Ross

It's so over

BlueSky: Trans person makes a joke replying to Jake Tapper, immediately illustrated by comic artist, liked by AOC. Everything gets nine likes.

Threads: Ellen DeGeneres hosts a rap battle between Frito-Lay and Cheez-Its riddled with "chedda," avoiding hard-R. The CIA buys all the data.

imagine if a completely new post could start off with thousands of likes

EDIT: hello again, what's hot!

EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger

Edit 3: Remember to like and subscribe!

Edit 4: ok FINE I'll put longcat back...

Reconnecting with my twitter mutuals

This feels like your dad lost his middle management job in the city and you’ve moved to a rental in Traralgon and your mum’s trying to be all positive about it like ‘no, it’s fun, look at the big yard’ and you a hear a gunshot from the next room (your Father)

Twitter oomfs joining BlueSky

No one has ever fumbled a bag more than Elon

This is what happens when we give weird nerd freaks too much power and status. Time to bring back bullying nerds.

That's awful. How long would it take to drive?

That's awesome. Where'd you get it?

This is literally what I look like

Jesus when he resurrected: we are so fucking back

S O U P

"Do not inject microplastics directly into your bloodstream"

Browsing both twitter and bluesky feels like switching between cigarettes and vapes