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Chris Ideates

@deftdecoy.bsky.social

Army Veteran turned Software QA Stoic. Married. Avid audiobook consumer with a penchant for ideation, and witty conversations. Onwards and Upwards!

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Latest posts by deftdecoy.bsky.social on Bluesky


He should be in jail in Monopoly.

04.03.2025 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Fart of the Deal: Trump is seething because Z wouldn’t eat that shit sandwich of a deal in public, and it made him look weak.

04.03.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Fart of the Deal: Trump is seething because Z wouldn’t eat that shit sandwich of a deal in public, and it made him look weak.

04.03.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a towel with arms and legs and the words what on the bottom ALT: a cartoon of a towel with arms and legs and the words what on the bottom

NGL Totally read that with the voice of Towelie from South Park. Hope it’s not too late to turn it around at the midterms.

03.03.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No longer reposting without a good response. It has ruined my timeline, and hides the fact I’m not a mindless bot.

01.03.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a person is playing a record on a turntable with the word grim written on the bottom ALT: a person is playing a record on a turntable with the word grim written on the bottom

NGL My brain was like, that must be one big record player.

01.03.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure this was written for him.

01.03.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m thinking they actually DID do it in private, and decided to make him roll over and submit in public. Z was not having any of it.

01.03.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At this point if someone told me that β€œtoilet water” would fix this… I’m ready to give it a go.

01.03.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s shocking that The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were so ready to regurgitate a false narrative into the hungry mouths of MAGA who immediately shit it out onto social media.

01.03.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were ready to regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of MAGA who immediately shit it out onto social media.

01.03.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were ready to regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of MAGA who immediately shit it out onto social media.

01.03.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were ready to regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of MAGA who immediately shit it out onto social media.

01.03.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were ready to regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of MAGA who immediately shit it out onto social media.

01.03.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were ready to regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of MAGA who immediately shit it out onto social media.

01.03.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were ready to regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of MAGA who immediately shit it out onto social media.

01.03.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Russian Propaganda Machine led by Fox News and Traitorous Senator Graham were ready to regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of MAGA.

01.03.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He just didn’t grovel and kiss the ring. They wanted to humiliate Zelensky in public, and Z refused to kiss the ring.

28.02.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#GoPensBeatCaps

22.02.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m originally from Tyler County (northern panhandle armpit) and still have family there. Flooding was a seasonal tragedy that affected everyone. If it didn’t affect your home, it impeded travel, and left us helplessly awaiting the crick/river crest to find out when the worst was over.

21.02.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How can I vote for you @adamkinzinger.bsky.social in 2028? We desperately need a leader and Veteran like you to help us rise above this!!! I would πŸ’― switch parties to vote for you in a primary!

21.02.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can’t spell Felon without Elon

21.02.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can’t spell Felon without Elon

21.02.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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20.02.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 36047    πŸ” 7834    πŸ’¬ 734    πŸ“Œ 299
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On Being in Community joycevance.substack.com/p/on-being-i...

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I’m sorry Ukraine

20.02.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dark Pence is back.

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