Mike Exinger IS Buxton Manning!

Sooooooooooooooo fucking stoopid.

We used to make a Banana Pudding Ice Cream that didn't melt (it turned into...wait for it...Banana Pudding).

I already miss the days of coal tar...

Considering it. No one calls now except solicitors.

Forrest Gump. I feel for the folks who saw the movie and never read the (much more humorous) novel. I mean, I like Tom Hanks, but he's not Gump by a long shot.

Fuck that guy. Dry.

I'm just guessing it's not a good idea to let Mr. "Bankrupt Casinos" have $600 Billion to mess with.

Robocall Hell It’s gone from annoying to harassment to…funny?

TL;DR: “I don’t need solar panels, so quit calling.”
New Substack post...

open.substack.com/pub/mikeexin...

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Finally, a united nation.

And they always suggest this, too. Why ignore the advice?

Correct. You can be disgusted, but you cannot be surprised.

Yeah, but in defense of Paxton, he's a piece of shit.

Ooooh, ooooh!

You know what to do.

In fairness to Markwayne, he's a POS.

Oh, gawd, I thought you were talking about the Australian cozy mystery TV series (it's a hoot - look it up)

Boy...job numbers must REALLY be bad.

In looking at this chart, it's clear that Biden remained president until at least July, 2025... 😜

Still.

Yeah, but she didn't do what Trump wanted her to do, so that was that.

Hey everyone, this happens in fascist states, so that you know.

Love 'em. But I also put two spaces between sentences, so make of that what you will.

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We impeached a president for having consensual sex with a woman

But won’t impeach the president for having non-consensual sex with children

Multiple children

WTF is wrong with this country?

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Whiny Butt Baby outfit

Ex-CIA Whistleblower: "The NSA Audited The 2024 Election, Kamala Harris Won" Math doesn’t lie—people do. A buried NSA‑authorized audit paved the way for this unelected illegitimate regime.

thiswillhold.substack.com/p/ex-cia-whi...

I REALLY like this trailer. Colorful, fun, and makes me want to
a) read the book
b) create my own.

What software did you use?

Honestly, I think this couple has loathed each other for a very long time. And neither is very bright (though SHE wrote a book, so there's that).

Also honestly, reading this made my head hurt.