Zach

Ordering the cheesecake but telling the waiter NOT to bring it to me. My grind deserves the treat but I have the self restraint to not take it. This will inspire the waiter to get onto my sigma level. I post this made-up story to my hustlecore Insta for 6 views all-time.

1424 N Milwaukee Ave in Wicker Park. Formerly Seoul Taco

Sonic the Hedgehog Speed Cafe front. Chicago, IL.

What I mean when I say I know a spot

lol fuck you. The why for the first half of that sentence has infinitely more merit for an article.

Me, years ago, smart: "Streaming sucks. Should start a physical media of 4K Blu-ray classic movies.

Me, today, stupid: "WTF is a high speed HDMI cable?"

Epstein is like the evil Forrest Gump, somehow present and responsible for every terrible thing of the last twenty years.

One of those days where I want to reflect and eat like 9 hot dogs

Co-worker: "So, completely hypothetically, what if I created a nightmare scenario? And also what if it isn't hypothetical?"

Me: 😮‍💨

Also, fascinating that the "winning the other side over" argument is only ever meant to appeal to conservative voters.

If they saw Jan 6 and decided Trump should be back in power, then yes they did in fact vote for this.

I really really don't ask for much... but please let it be happening

Mulder: "Scully, open your mind. A Stand represents the manifestation of an individual's innate 'fighting spirit' and embodies, to an extent, the individual's psyche."
Scully: "... why is your Stand called 'Perfect Pussy'?"

Legislative whatever fuck you

No one who is or was in the US Executive, Legislature, or Judiciary branch in at least the last 10 years deserves any peace for the rest of their lives. Fuck you.

Well, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously

We have a goalie fight!
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)

An NHL goalie fight is a recession indicator

Buck Bumble 2. Finally

He once fed a starving group of thousands with just a few loaves of bread and fish. Kids, I'd say this Mister was pretty Beast.

Illustration of a skeleton riding a black horse through a battlefield as he's holding a magical pen and parchment paper

Illustration of a vampire woman luring the viewer closer

Illustration of a knight holding a handkerchief with a somber expression, his horse by him

Portrait of a fae creature with a crown of sticks against a background of fallen leaves

Today is my birthday!
As always, one of the best gifts for artists is sharing their art🖤

Thank you for all the support throughout the years!

In my humble opinion a screening of Showgirls is greatly enhanced when preceded by a drag show

Have to eat fast so playing a quick game of "Can I fit this entire salad in my mouth?"

Fred from Scooby Doo unmasking a villain revealing their identify over two panels. Text of "Private Equity Firm" over revealed face.

Something about the Saks bankruptcy feels familiar. Old Man Private Equity!

Woke up with dried blood on my finger tips and under my nails. Guess it is Wednesday.

Tom Homan is a bitch

Baka Mitai jumpscare at the karaoke bar

Reading Annihilation and brain keeps wrongly telling me the author's name is James Van Der Beek. But to be fair that is like 60% the same letters.

Nice

My top 3 books of 2025:

- The Word for World is Forest by Ursula Le Guin
- Black Flame by Gretchen Felker-Martin
- The Fall by Albert Camus

#booksky 🖤