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@evanburke.bsky.social

terminally online grass-toucher

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Latest posts by evanburke.bsky.social on Bluesky

oh. No. I'm just a lowbie so I don't have trolls and haters to deal with. Yeah I guess that makes a big difference

23.10.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People are saying twitter is a Nazi hellhole and uh, I'm on there and I don't see that at all? Have I just blocked so many more Nazis than everyone else? is that the secret?

23.10.2025 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you ever fall in love with a model, you should fall in love with an open source model

08.10.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a terrorist if I've ever seen one

06.05.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus has risen to tell me I owe 6 paychecks to the IRS 🫑

21.04.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

M*crosoft is on an impressive run this year. and I don't mean that in a good way, I mean that in a "when are we staging an intervention" way

28.03.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pink pony club, I'm gonna keep shitposting at the pink pony club

28.03.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A... movie? Do I even know you anymore?

22.03.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry, I'd love to chat, but it's not a great time - I'm going into emotional labor right now

19.03.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't waste your time on me /
You're already /
Fred Durst inside my head

15.03.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe they'd be happier if, before girls were a bit goofy, they took a moment to say "we would like to begin by acknowledging that today we gather on the ruins of the bastions of masculinity"

13.03.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 584    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 5

Wait weren't we making fun of Republicans for not being able to tell the difference between the opinion section and the actual news? Fairly recently I think, right?

03.03.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

certainly nothing bad could come of this

24.02.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what if I got really into shitposting on LinkedIn

24.02.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Burning Man exists for a reason...

That being said, the 'high on nootropics all the time' archetype is a small minority of sfba engineers. Maybe they tend to be more open and more prevalent at certain companies though.

31.01.2025 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think if you want to seriously justify this position you need to point to harm that's not in the form of anecdotes.

Suggested metric to start: What are covid related disability claims as a % of total population?

29.01.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To make the next pricing option seem more reasonable in comparison to the obviously unreasonable one

27.01.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even if I don't post anything too controversial, my personal tone gets weird sometimes and sometimes that's off-putting to people I primarily know professionally. Politics can also be a bit divisive too.

22.01.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ugh I guess I gotta split my online presence into "shitpost" and "professional" accounts again

22.01.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When all you have is a hammercorn, everything looks like a... uninail? hmm. needs work.

11.01.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Need to wet your greens?
I feel bad for ya, son;
got a thousand islands here
but dressing ain’t one.

17.12.2024 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

c e n t r I s t d a d I n b I o

09.12.2024 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if that were true I would be getting 8h a night. What gives?

13.11.2024 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, maybe this is a useful tool for evaluating those: can we estimate how many ballots/votes were affected in each confirmed instance?

07.11.2024 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To some extent, but transport is a factor for price, as is local supply and demand. Getting oil from the US to EU is not free.

07.11.2024 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

trump is the ultimate blank slate. he is so incoherent that voters will project anything and everything onto him. meanwhile, he is the vehicle for the most radical group of reactionaries this country has produced since the fire eaters

06.11.2024 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6925    πŸ” 1347    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 57

Appreciate the clarification. I suspect this had more of an impact in the EU; the US is now the world's #1 oil producing nation.

07.11.2024 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Easy to imagine the average voter thinking "well I have to work, why shouldn't prisoners?"
I also think the "slavery" framing felt like a stretch to some voters

07.11.2024 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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