David Hand

How many troubles have been caused by rivers which suddenly felt they needed to accomplish more?

If I suggested the proper, traditional penance for this kind of behavior, I'd have to sit in the corner for 72 hours.

Oversight Committee Releases Additional Epstein Estate Documents - United States House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform United States House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform

If you're watching people dig into the newly-released Jeffrey Epstein documents, but you are sure where they are coming from?

They're from here: oversight.house.gov/release/over...

Sing no more ditties, sing no moe,
Of dumps so dull and heavy;
The fraud of men was ever so,
Since summer first was leafy:
Then sigh not so, & c.

Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,
Men were deceivers ever,
One foot in sea and one on shore,
To one thing constant never:
Then sigh not so, but let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny,
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into Hey nonny, nonny.

The song sung by Balthasar in Much Ado About Nothing can be sung to the tune of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Use this information wisely.

Published ¼ of the way through the month in question. Many of these events have happened already.

This might have been more useful in the final days of October.

Taqiyya trucks on every corner.

Huh. My wife will be beginning immunotherapy for melanoma very shortly. Now I'm gonna hope they've read your brother's research.

No. Dodgers ownership hasn't changed since 2012. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guggenh...

I'm three hops from Richard Feynman. (Two from Murray Gell-Mann.) Doesn't exactly make me a theoretical physicist.

Knowing that you'd done this gave me the courage to do so myself, when that suddenly became necessary for me. Thank you.

A five-year-old boy stands in a driveway wearing a blocky costume made from cardboard and copper paint.

A five-year-old boy stands before a closed door wearing a blocky costume made from cardboard and copper paint.

A five-year-old boy stands in a driveway wearing a blocky costume made from cardboard and copper paint.

My first time making a #Halloween costume from scratch. Mr 5 has become a Copper Golem, from Minecraft.

It just occurred to me that Igor is a graduate student.

Democracy is likely to be eaten by a grue.

If you’re in line to pitch for the Dodgers stay in line

Catholic priest who reforms vampires by keeping them sated and drunk on consecrated wine.

It's my (non-lawyer) understanding that "Senior" in this context means something like "semi-retired".

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senior_...

Irony as a way of life has been a disaster for society

Hey I’m urgently looking for a contact in HHS who might be aware of if an “Office of Disability” is being formed. Please email me with any info (will keep you anon) Mrs.frazzled@gmail.com

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A normal president could actually defuse this by saying:

Oh you silly hysterical protesters. I'm your elected president and of course I don't want to be king.

As far as I know, Trump has not taken that tack because he wants to be treated like royalty and can't even bring himself to pretend.

Here we are.

Fight on! ✌️

But, then, I just bought an inflatable penguin costume for Saturday. How cringe.

The entire concept of "cringe" as "haha, these people care about something; what rubes" makes me want to burn something.

it's so important not to believe that the Resurrection is God getting His revenge on the evildoers as if bringing the permanent presence of forgiveness into the world were some sort of act of violence

For every cool (neo/)vim tip or script someone shares with me I will share one in return

Nicely done.